Gene Simmons is really flaunting his face lift surgery and here's video of his actual surgery. It will be shown on the 2nd season of Family Jewels premiering on A&E March 25th. Unfortunately, I'm so disensitizied by this kind of trash that it doesn't bother me. I just see pizza sauce and raw steak! Delicious!

Warning it's graphic and may cause hunger!

Janice Dickinson's recent crackhead antics got her banned from future L.A. fashion shows. At the Ed Hardy show, Janice refused to sit in her assigned seat. She wanted to be near the media and chose Fern Mallis' seat instead. When she was asked to move, she was heard saying "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is."

She also trashed the show she was attending by saying, "Those t-shirts are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China."

According to sources Janice has now been banned from all future shows. Ed Hard himself said Janice was fine and behaved well.

She's right about their t-shirts, those things aren't even worth $5. That being said, Janice does everything for attention and the cameras. I'm sure if they took all those away she would behave just fine.

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Meet Knut, symbol of the Berlin zoo. The baby polar bear was rejected by his mother after he was born. Animal-rights group urged the zoo to put Knut to sleep, because he will become too reliant on humans.

Knut's twin brother bit it shortly after their birth and the momma bear wanted nothing to do with Knut. What a grouch!

Schoolchildren have showed up to the zoo with signs begging the zoo not to put him to sleep. This will not happen says the zoo chief. Knut has been given a surrogate mother in a male human staff member and they will try to rear him on another polar bear since his mother is a straight-up HO.

An animal activist said, "The hand rearing of Knut is in itself a breach of the animal protection code. He will be reliant on humans forever and this cannot be right."

Knut is so popular in Germany that he was voted Berlin's top citizen in a TV poll.

What the hell kind of group wants to harm a poor little thing like Knut? EVIL! I bet you this group is actually Anna Wintour and she wants to make a beautiful muff out of him.

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Keanu Reeves hit some paparazzi dude with his 1996 Porsche in Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA last night. The photographer was trying to get shots of him when Keanu accidentially sideswiped his ass at around 7:30pm. The sheriff said that Keanu grazed him.

The sheriff went on to say, "The man fell to the ground. Paramedics were summoned and treated the man at the scene. He was then transported via ambulance to a local hospital for further treatment."

It is unknown how fast he was going.

LAWSUIT! You know the paparazzi dude probably cut himself open with a knife on his way down to the ground and is planning to sue Keanu big time. I can't defend Keanu anymore, because he's fighting the hotness and I'm not down with that.

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Melinda Doolittle of "American Idol" can sing, but homegirl needs to stop playing like she doesn't like compliments. Seriously, it's getting old. The Soup hit the nail on the head with this commercial for Melinda Doolittle's School of Humility.

She's always like "awww shucks" and crap. If you don't like to succeed then go get a piece of cheese and run back into your mouse hole. She totally looks like a mouse.

Robbie Williams' nutsack probably smells worse a dead possum, but he's still hot. I don't know what it is, but his hotness shines through all that skankiness. He attended the 2B Free fashion show in Los Angeles yesterday.

TomKat pretend to be happy - Hollywood Rag

Emilio Estevez for President - Trendmill

Phoebe Cates has suddenly turned Asian - The Bastardly

Jamelia has tears for Spears - Cityrag

Leave Posh alone - Hollywood Tuna

POTC: At World's End trailer is here - IDLYITW

Nicole & Paris are fakers - Egotastic!

Cameron Diaz is wasteful - Mollygood

Reese Witherspoon doesn't look that annoying in Bazaar - Popsugar

Snoop Dogg is fashion forward - Just Jared

The FHM High Street Honeys are a manufactured girl group from England. I guess they are named after the magazine. They are like a Pussycat Dolls group, but with actual vaginas and less talent. Imagine that!

They put out this horrid workout video with a cover of the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself." This was not necessary and should probably be a crime in Sweden. Isn't that where the Diviynls' are from?

It's like a workout for whores! It's almost as ridic as Jordan's workout video. ALMOST.

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Here's Nicole Richie leaving Mr. Chow's the other night in Beverly Hills. Does she live there? I mean MC's is delicious and all, but did you know you can't even order?! Like they pick everything out for you.

Anyways, Nicole got those tranny bangs everyone's rocking. I will say she looks healthier. She's probably up to half a meal a day now.

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Britney Spears is leaving Promises in Malibu this week according to TMZ. Sources close to Britney say that she's made a turnaround and is even working out the custody thing with KFed. They will split custody 50/50 until Brit gets 100% and then she will get full custody with KFed getting visitation rights.

So 3 weeks and she's recovered? How long before she's at Hyde or Les Deux? Lohan said she was fully recovered too and she's back to her old tricks!

Let's take bets. I'm guessing she'll stay sober for 18 hours!