For those of you that aren't familiar with Cristiano Ronaldo he's a.....oh I'm wasting my time. It's not like you're reading this anyway. Your eyes are busy trying to figure out if he's an "innie" or an "outtie."
“Maybe I haven’t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister.
“I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that."
Ana Ferreira will never forget the night Prince William grabbed her half boob!
She said, “I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.
“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”
Prince Willy follows in his little brother's footsteps, who was caught giving a better grab to a girl last year.
No offense to Ana, but I can't tell if Willy's grabbing her breast or ribcage. She has no breasts for the grabbing!
Besides Harry really knows how to do it. Willy's the type to want to cuddle after sex. Gross.
Posh & Becks were left tore up after a night with Diddy in London. Diddy's in town on business and met up with couple at London's Automat Bar. A couple of hours of Cristal swigging left P&B almost crawling for their car.
Hahahahah! Light weights! I'm sure Posh just had a soda water and decided to live a little with a splash of lemon. That little bit of nutrient sent her body into shut down mode!