Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Ice Queen Baby

 
Woman's Day (I don't know what that is either) is reporting that Nicole Kidman is knocked up with Keith Urban's baby. Sources say she's been under fertility treatments for months now and has finally told her family the news.
 
The source said, "They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages."
 
She doesn't look pregnant to me. Unless, she's carrying the baby in her hair.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Panty Creamer of the Day: Cristiano Ronaldo

For those of you that aren't familiar with Cristiano Ronaldo he's a.....oh I'm wasting my time. It's not like you're reading this anyway. Your eyes are busy trying to figure out if he's an "innie" or an "outtie."

Source

Thanks Crystal

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

James Blunt Gets Hypnotized By the Firecrotch

 
James Blunt and his Tsunami-surviving chick, Petra Nemcova, has split up according to a "source" close the couple. Methinks that "source" was Lindsay Lohan. Homewrecker!
 
The "source" said, "They broke up, because Petra has warts on her warts."
 
Noo....they really said: "They split in February. It's very amicable. They remain good friends."
 
In the past few days, James has been linked to Blohan. She said last night that she's dating someone. Sick!  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Morning Wood

 
Heather Mills wanted a gay dancing partner, because she's so damn alluring - Towleroad
 
Goldie Hawn without a bra - SOW
 
Kevin Costner's advancing hairline - Celebitchy
 
Pax Thien's drug-addicted mommy is no threat for Angie - ICYDK
 
Britney lost 10 lbs in rehab...10lbs of what? Brains? - Derek Hail
 
Patti LaBelle and JHud get GLAAD - C+D
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Another James Haven Quote of the Day!

 

“Maybe I haven’t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister.

“I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that."

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Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

An Easter Wedding for Brangelina?

 
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be so in love with the Dominican Republic that they are planning to make it legal there at Easter times. Brad already has a house there which he designed.
 
Sources tell OK! Magazine that Brangelina all their 500 kids will travel there in the next 2 weeks.
 
The source said, : “Pax and Maddox are old enough to be page boys and it’s always been Angie’s dream that this wedding will be a true family affair.”
 
Brad has said in the past that he won't marry Angelina until everyone (meaning the gays) can get married.
 
Here's the marriage rumors again! If someone gave me an orphan for everytime I heard Brangelina was getting married, I'd have as many kids as them!  
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Wynonna Judd's Husband Arrested for Touching a Minor!

 
Oh Wynonna! This ho can't catch a break. Wynonna Judd's marriage to Daniel Roach has been on the rocks for a while now and hopefully this is what her ass needs to end it.
 
Daniel was arrested on March 22nd in Buffalo Gap, TX at a rehab center where he's currently seeking treatment. He has been charged with three counts of sexual assault on a child. Wynonna has two children from a previous marriage, a son and a daughter. It's unclear as to the age of the child.
 
Scandal! Is Wynonna cursed or something? Was she Hitler in a past life? Her sister Ashley Judd is perfect and her ass is filled with twinkies and drama.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Royal Boob

Ana Ferreira will never forget the night Prince William grabbed her half boob!

She said, “I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.

“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”

Prince Willy follows in his little brother's footsteps, who was caught giving a better grab to a girl last year.

No offense to Ana, but I can't tell if Willy's grabbing her breast or ribcage. She has no breasts for the grabbing!

Besides Harry really knows how to do it. Willy's the type to want to cuddle after sex. Gross.

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Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

She Probably Had a Sip of a Wine Cooler

Posh & Becks were left tore up after a night with Diddy in London. Diddy's in town on business and met up with couple at London's Automat Bar. A couple of hours of Cristal swigging left P&B almost crawling for their car.

Hahahahah! Light weights! I'm sure Posh just had a soda water and decided to live a little with a splash of lemon. That little bit of nutrient sent her body into shut down mode!

Source

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Thora Birch's Daddy Likes to Watch

 
Thora Birch's daddy, Jack Birch, demanded to watch his daughter's sex scene filmed for "The Winter of Frozen Dreams." Usually, the director shoots intimate moments on closed sets.
 
Sources say that Thora's daddy is creepy as it is. He always wears sunglasses and a leather trench coat.
 
A witness said, "It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Dean Winters (Thora's co-star) the thumbs up."
 
Jack is apparently a monster on set and have left crew members crying with his obnoxious rants and demands.
 
Do we have another Papa Joe here? My question is, why does Thora let him watch? Just even the thought of one my relatives watching me in action freaks me out. Well, except that one hot cousin I have. He's a second cousin, damn! Don't judge!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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