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When (Former) Drunks Unite

Fellow rehabbers, Robbie Williams and Lindsay Lohan, looked cozy at the premiere of "The Tudors" last night in Los Angeles. Lindsay told reporters that she's dating a "mystery man" and rumors are that it's James Blunt . Yes, James was boning Petra Nemcova, but maybe that's over?

Who cares and who knows? I would love to see how the picture above ended. I'm thinking it ended in a haze of Jack, snow and with Lindsay saying "It happens to everyone." Excessive coke dick isn't hot.

Furthermore, Lindsay always looks like she's just put drops in her eyes. Glazed....

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Lindsay Lohan

The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for March 26th!!!

Photographer: Umm, Ms. Lepore, can you tell your nipples to look over here please? - NoAnjl

Runner-Ups:

Christina Aguilera hosts the 30 year anniversary of the New Mickey Mouse Club reunion. - Flap Titties

Little does everyone in the photo know that Amanda's tits can pick up radio stations in China. - Ang

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Hot Slut of the Day!

Natasha from America's Next Top Model 8

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Hot Slut of the Day

Birthday Sluts

Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson (32)
Nathan Fillion (36)
Mariah Carey (37)
Quentin Tarantino (44)
Michael York (65)

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Birthday Sluts

Douche Overload

Okay, now I know why Josh Henderson is popping Paris Hilton's vag warts. He's totally retarded! I mean just from these pics alone I can tell he has half a brain cell, MAX!

He probably thinks by dating this trash he is actually moving up in the World. More like moving into a life full of VALTREX.

Josh hung out with Paris and Nicky Hilton at Hef's Birthday party this weekend. Josh used to be hot before he was getting with that. I mean hot in a late 80s kind of way.

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Paris Hilton

Jordan & Peter Coming to E!

E! has purchased the American rights to air the reality show, Katie and Peter. The show has alreayd been seen in Britian and consists of three parts: When Jordan Met Peter, Jordan and Peter: Laid Bare and Marriage and Mayhem.

The series will begin airing on April 21st.

Katie Price aka Jordan and Peter Andre are huge sensations and hope to gain the same fame in the U.S.

These dumb hos! If Harvey isn't in it, I want nothing to do with it. I've never heard his ass talk and I need to hear the voice of an angel before I die!

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Katie Price

Olsen for Men

The dude designer that created Bjork's famous Swan dress has now created heels for men. At first sight of Marjan Pejoski''s collection, I thought I was looking at a Tilda Swinton look-a-like. No, that's a dude!

First meggings and now this! I embrace my inner Olsen, but if I wore those things in my neighborhood I'd either get a record deal (good) or a concrete sandwich (negative).

You know Gay Al has already put his order in.

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Gay • Tranny Mess

Ridiculous

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 81st Birthday in Las Vegas this weekend. His "main" ho Holly Madison also dispelled rumors that she's knocked up by wearing a napkin held together with glue. Hef's other girls, Kendra and Bridget, also came along for the ride.

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Hookers • Hotness

Mary Weiland is My Idol

Not only did Mary Weiland allegedly tear up a Burbank hotel room , but she's gone a lot further. She was arrested this past weekend for setting fire to her husband, Scott Weiland's, $10,000 wardrobe outside their home Toluca Lake, CA.

She was burning all this clothes! This ho is NUTS! She was arrested on Saturday, booked and released Sunday on $50,000 bail.

The arrest happened only a few hours after the Burbank hotel incident.

Someone's been watching a little "Waiting to Exhale" too much? Whatever he did, he royally pissed this woman off.

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Hotness

Jessica Simpson is a Saint

Jessica Simpson delivered a brand new Chrysler minivan to the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredoorphanagex Mexico this past weekend. She won a sports car at least year's MTV Awards, but asked for a minivan instead. She visited the orphanage a few years ago and remembered the kids.

She truly has a heart of gold and we should all remember this come Nobel Peace Prize time.