Photographer: Umm, Ms. Lepore, can you tell your nipples to look over here please? - NoAnjl
Christina Aguilera hosts the 30 year anniversary of the New Mickey Mouse Club reunion. - Flap Titties
Little does everyone in the photo know that Amanda's tits can pick up radio stations in China. - Ang
Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson (32)
Nathan Fillion (36)
Mariah Carey (37)
Quentin Tarantino (44)
Michael York (65)
Okay, now I know why Josh Henderson is popping Paris Hilton's vag warts. He's totally retarded! I mean just from these pics alone I can tell he has half a brain cell, MAX!
He probably thinks by dating this trash he is actually moving up in the World. More like moving into a life full of VALTREX.
Josh hung out with Paris and Nicky Hilton at Hef's Birthday party this weekend. Josh used to be hot before he was getting with that. I mean hot in a late 80s kind of way.
Hugh Hefner celebrated his 81st Birthday in Las Vegas this weekend. His "main" ho Holly Madison also dispelled rumors that she's knocked up by wearing a napkin held together with glue. Hef's other girls, Kendra and Bridget, also came along for the ride.
Jessica Simpson delivered a brand new Chrysler minivan to the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredoorphanagex Mexico this past weekend. She won a sports car at least year's MTV Awards, but asked for a minivan instead. She visited the orphanage a few years ago and remembered the kids.
She truly has a heart of gold and we should all remember this come Nobel Peace Prize time.