This is not exactly what the doctor meant when he said you need to put on some weight. - Chilly

 

 

Isnt the pork usually in the middle of the sandwich? - leelee

 

VIA Daily Mail

 

Thanks Agnes

 

 

Susan Saint James

 

 

Justin Timberlake needs a good ass kicking to get his ego back in check. He told Britian's GQ that he regrets ever working for McDonald's. In 2003 Justin sang that "I'm Lovin It" jingle and he starred in the commercials.

 

He said, “Market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image.”

 

How did he change their image? They are still trash. Do we suddenly look at McDonald's as being sexy? Not only that, but I'm sure he's not regretting the change he made for the deal. 

 

Source: Us Weekly

 

 

 

Just last week, ScarJo was linked to Ryan Phillipe. This week, she's linked to Ryan Reynolds. Next week, it's going to be like Scooby Doo.

 

ScarJo and Ryan were spotted at Odeon in NYC where sources say they were "canoodling."

 

A witness said, "They were in a good mood. They were definitely holding hands. They were a cute couple!" 

 

ScarJo's young. I'm not hating. I mean she is hitting that hotness. It's better to get the slut out when you're young. Nobody loves an old slut.  

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Is Keira Knightley's lover Orlando Bloom's long-lost twin sister? I swear, they are identical. They need to do it. I mean Orlando and his twin sister.

 

 

Image Source: ONTD

 

 

Bus drivers in England have nicknamed this cat Macavity, because he's been using the same bus route for weeks.

 

He gets on at the same bus stop almost every morning and gets off and the next stop which is near a Fish and Chips shop.

 

A bus driver said, "It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn't seen it get on which was a bit confusing.

"The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don't think any of the passengers noticed.

"Because I had seen it jump off the day before I carried on driving and sure enough when I stopped just down the road he jumped off - I don't know why he would catch the bus but he seems to like it. I told some of the other drivers on this route and they have seen him too."

The cat has been doing this since January.  

I hate to be a downer, but this cat is THIEVING! He needs to be arrested! He isn't paying for bus fare, but a pussy's gotta have his fish. 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

Kiki Dunst thinks the World would be a better place if everyone smoked weed. HAH!

She said, "I drink moderately, I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha's dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

"I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place. I'm not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it's not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside."

She's still gross, but I feel a tiny bit of love for her now. However if everyone in the world smoked weed, the soundtrack to every movie would be a Grateful Dead song and every restaurant would serve Funions.

Source

 

 

"Laguna Beach" star, Jason Wahler, was arrested AGAIN this weekend in Washington for fighting in a hotel lobby. Police were called to the Waterfront Marriot where they found Jason passed out on the third floor. Hotel security earlier called police, because Jason was fighting with some random dude in the hotel lobby. 

 

The arresting officer said Jason started shouting crazy things at them, calling them "n***er," "fa***t" and telling them how he was rich and he would have their ass!

 

He was charged with trespassing and assault.

 

Most of you are going to say "Jason, who?!" He's not worth getting to know, trust me. He's a little hot though. Admit it.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

Katie Holmes is not happy about this book - ASL

 

Stars chowing down - Cityrag

 

Do Asslee and Pete share the same pants? - Hollywood Rag

 

Don Imus loves black black people - IDLYITW

 

It's time for Jessica to drop the dead weight - Hollywood Tuna

 

Nicole Kidman's royal Easter - Just Jared

 

Dita Von Teese does a strip show - Drunken Stepfather

 

Jessica Alba in her underwear is reason enough - Egotastic!

 

Marley Shelton's side boob - The Bastardly

 

Nobody loves Elizabeth Hurley - Mollygood

 

Grindhouse tanks - Popsugar