I have bad news and bad news. The bad news is Madonna is working on another album. The other bad news is that douchebag, Justin Timberlake, is writing songs for her. Yeah, because he's such a prolific writer.

 

JT said, "I have been working on some new music. But it's not for myself - I'm writing for other people. I'm working on some stuff for Madonna."

 

He was also spotted heading into a London studio with Vadge yesterday. Her 12,345th album will be released this November.

 

Hopefully a portal to hell will open up in that London studio  and swallow them whole.

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

 

MTV announced weeks ago that it was casting a reality show called "The Minion" which followed Naomi Campbell as she looked for a new personal assistant. The show all set-up to start taping this Friday, but unfortunately it had to be cancelled. Naomi stopped returning the network's calls. Well, that's what she needs an assistant for! DUH!

 

An inside source at MTV told Page Six, "Producers were on the phone with her all the time, setting up the show with her and her manager - but then last week MTV stopped getting their calls returned. The show is pulped. They don't understand why Naomi won't call back."

 

MTV says the show is still in production, but Naomi's rep said there is no show. 

 

The show sounded like a bad idea anyway. Since Naomi is an expert in cleaning, she should be the new host of "How Clean is Your House?" I'd love to see that mess scraping up old cat caca embedded in carpets.

 

 

 

Donna Hogan is the half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith and she's currently whoring herself out for a tell-all called Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith. The problem is that Donna barely spoke to Anna and only met her once years ago when she stood in line at a calendar signing!!! 

 

Dr. Phil taped a segment with her weeks ago and grilled her ass on why she's trying to profit from a woman she hardly knew. Donna's publishers didn't like the interview and asked Dr. Phil not to air it.

 

Awww, that's so sweet to name your sister's autobiography TRAIN WRECK. Something tells me this ho's trailer needs a new roof so she's digging low to make it happen.  

 

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According to The Sun, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have dropped major dough on a mega-yacht and when I say, I mean MEGA. They have reportedly paid $139 million for a boat built by Privilege Yard in Rome.

 

The 240-foot yacht includes six marble bathrooms, a swimming pool, gym and a helicopter pad.

 

They are building Brangelina's ARK, I know it! Instead of animals, they are taking kids! They are going to rule the World. If you ask me, that's a waste of cash. Boats sink!

 

Brad and Angie are back in L.A. where she shot more ads for St. John and he continued filming "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."

 

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An indie feature based on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will begin filming next week starring Willa Ford. Willa came out a few years ago and was dubbed "the bad Britney Spears," unfortunately her pop career didn't work out. Last season she was featured on "Dancing with the Stars."

 

The film called "Anna Nicole" will cover her life from 17 until the day of her death. Everything from her career as a Playboy centerford to a Guess girl to her son's death will be covered.

 

DAMN! Give people a chance to detox from ANS before you get started on a movie. But methinks this movie isn't going to make it past the USA Network if Willa Ford is involved. She's hot, but a total piece of trash. 

 

Source: Coming Soon

 

 

 

 

Well Well, I see Tom Cruise has finally approved of a sculpture for the center of his swimming pool. - HairyPotHeadFan

 

 

Man-pons: Have sex even during your time of the month. - tallone

 

 

Haifa Wehbe

 

 

 

Cisco Adler (performing 4/8/07 at The Roxy in L.A.) or Iggy Pop (performing 4/10/07 in NYC)

 

I say Iggy all the way! You know that ho effs like an animal!

 

 

 

Halle Berry's personality irks my ass, but I have to say she has one of the hottest bodies around. Some say she's overrated, but I think she's pretty perfect. Her breasts alone are pretty hot and I don't even play with those kinds of balls. They're real, right? 

 

 

VIA JJB