Donna Hogan is the half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith and she's currently whoring herself out for a tell-all called Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith. The problem is that Donna barely spoke to Anna and only met her once years ago when she stood in line at a calendar signing!!! 

 

Dr. Phil taped a segment with her weeks ago and grilled her ass on why she's trying to profit from a woman she hardly knew. Donna's publishers didn't like the interview and asked Dr. Phil not to air it.

 

Awww, that's so sweet to name your sister's autobiography TRAIN WRECK. Something tells me this ho's trailer needs a new roof so she's digging low to make it happen.  

 

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According to The Sun, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have dropped major dough on a mega-yacht and when I say, I mean MEGA. They have reportedly paid $139 million for a boat built by Privilege Yard in Rome.

 

The 240-foot yacht includes six marble bathrooms, a swimming pool, gym and a helicopter pad.

 

They are building Brangelina's ARK, I know it! Instead of animals, they are taking kids! They are going to rule the World. If you ask me, that's a waste of cash. Boats sink!

 

Brad and Angie are back in L.A. where she shot more ads for St. John and he continued filming "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."

 

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An indie feature based on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will begin filming next week starring Willa Ford. Willa came out a few years ago and was dubbed "the bad Britney Spears," unfortunately her pop career didn't work out. Last season she was featured on "Dancing with the Stars."

 

The film called "Anna Nicole" will cover her life from 17 until the day of her death. Everything from her career as a Playboy centerford to a Guess girl to her son's death will be covered.

 

DAMN! Give people a chance to detox from ANS before you get started on a movie. But methinks this movie isn't going to make it past the USA Network if Willa Ford is involved. She's hot, but a total piece of trash. 

 

Source: Coming Soon

 

 

 

 

Well Well, I see Tom Cruise has finally approved of a sculpture for the center of his swimming pool. - HairyPotHeadFan

 

 

Man-pons: Have sex even during your time of the month. - tallone

 

 

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Cisco Adler (performing 4/8/07 at The Roxy in L.A.) or Iggy Pop (performing 4/10/07 in NYC)

 

I say Iggy all the way! You know that ho effs like an animal!

 

 

 

Halle Berry's personality irks my ass, but I have to say she has one of the hottest bodies around. Some say she's overrated, but I think she's pretty perfect. Her breasts alone are pretty hot and I don't even play with those kinds of balls. They're real, right? 

 

 

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Pete Wentz recently admitted to being a fan of tongue fights with other dudes. He said he won't go past that though since he isn't a fan of the dick.

 

He said, "...Honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit. So that’s the biggest problem. I’d love to share clothes with a dude and have all those benefits, but I just can’t get past that thing. It’s just weird-lookin"

 

How is he dating Asshole Simpson then, because you know her clit is shaped like a cock. I mean, it just is.  Please, he loves the dick. I used to say this when I was in Junior high school and didn't want to come out as a 100% homo. 

 

Besides, vaginas aren't weird looking? 

 

Source: Queerty

 

 

 

Now that Frosted Tips is the true father of Anna Nicole''s daughter, what happens to Prince Douche? He said he might be Danni's father and now, unfortunately, that's not the case.

 

He told TMZ , "We never intended to take Dannielynn from anyone, we were just here in case Prince Von Anhalt was the father. We wish Larry luck in raising Dannielynn and we wish him the best."

 

Zsa Zsa as a stepmotehr would make the best tell-all ever. She'd probably make Joan Crawford look like Mother Goose.