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Mandy Moore told Elle's May issue that she knows she's the best singer or actress. Actually, she's pretty harsh on herself. Aw, give yourself a hug!

 

She said, "I just want people to know that I still sing. Most people don't realize that, or else they hate my music – rightfully so."

"I'm sure I was viewed as the young, untalented one. Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera had some great pop music. And then there was Jessica Simpson. And then there was me. And that's fine." 

 

Oh Mandy! You're way better than those skanks. I'm usually lukewarm on Mandy, but now I sort of love her. I always like the ones that are down on themselves.

 

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I went to see "Grindhouse" this weekend just so I can have the pleasure of watching Fergie's brains get devoured by zombies. Her best performance yet. Oscar nomination! Let me just say, that GH is some long ass shit. They could've chopped that thing in half. Well, because it bombed at the box office this weekend, they are planning to split it up.

 

Harvey Weinstein may split the movie into two. It has already been chopped for International markets.

 

He said, "We could split the movies in a couple of weeks. Make Tarantino's a full-length film, and Rodriguez's too. We'll be adding those 'two missing reels' that's talked about in the movie."

 

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My Little Pony Parker dressed in the dark for Lincoln Center's 34th Gala Tribute to Diane Keaton last night in NYC.  The dress is hot, but she should've left that jacket with Laura Bush. That being said, she's still my favorite pony. Sugarcubes and carrots!

 

 

Who's the turkey in this sandwich? It's Lakers star, Luke Walton. He's reportedly Britney Spears' boyfriend of the minute. Brit has been a regular fixture at Lakers' games and Luke may be the reason. Well, either Luke or those delicious pretzels with cheese they have.

 

Last year, Brit admitted to having a major crush on Luke. She was also heard screaming his name at a recent game.

 

Last week, Brit was rumored to be dating rehab-mate Howie Day.

 

Brit could've used this opportunity to spend a little qt with SPF and JJ. I'm sure they would love a little mommy action. Pretzels with cheese...hmmm.....

 

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Girl gone wild, Joe Francis, was arrested in Florida yesterday according to People. The douche was arrested at 6:30 a.m. at the Panama City airport on a warrant seeking his arrest for criminal contempt of court. He is being held at the Bay County jail.

 

Joe did not turn himself in even though he said he would. Airport security recognized him and alerted the authorities.

 

Joe said last week, "I'm not trying to hide at all. I'm on my way to Florida right now to turn myself in and comply with the judge's order. I would never run from justice."

 

Joe, Scott Baio called..he wants his hair back. This mugshot looks like it was taken in Iowa in 1983. That being said, Joe's ass better be ready for the abuse it's going to receive in the slammer. 

 

Mugshot source: TMZ

 

 

Jenna Jameson celebrated her 33rd Birthday at Deuce in Hollywood last night. Jenna was escorted by boyfriend, Baby Huey.

 

I will say that Jenna looks a teensy bit better with the long hair. At least she's not trying to channel the Posh. But in this first picture below, she looks like she just cralwed out of her snail shell.

 

 

 

TMZ reports that DNA results will be revealed at 2:30PM EST. It was previously reported that it would go down at 10AM. Larry Birkhead, Howie K. Stern and Virgie Arthur will all be present.

 

Virgie will most likely seek custody unless she's revealed as the baby daddy. Hey, it's likely. Homegirl looks like she's carrying a boat load of jizz.

 

I can't wait any longer! A lot can happen in 4 hours! I'll put all my money ($3) on Larry!!!

 

 

"Nappy-Headed Hos" is what Don Imus called the Rutgers women's basketball team on his National radio show. He apologized on Al Sharpton's radio show saying that it was a joke that went too far and that he's not a bad person.

 

MSNBC and CBS have decided to not fire Don, but suspend his show for two weeks.

 

MSNBC issued this statement: "Our future relationship with Imus is contingent on his ability to live up to his word." 

The incident happened last week and many people are still pissed that action was not taken earlier. Don has offered to apologize to the Rutgers team in person, but it's unclear whether or not they will take him up. 

 

Personally, Don is an old geezer and probably didn't know that brain thoughts sometimes travel to the mouth, forming words. All he had to do was substitute "Nappy-Headed" with "Dumbass" and this wouldn't be a problem. Is this poor ho back on the sauce?

 

Don scares my ass though. He looks like he's been to a lynching or two. I'm just saying!  

 

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JLo spent the last few weeks dragging Skeletor around the World promoting her Spanish-language album "Como Ama Una Mujer." Unfortunately, all the work really didn't pay off. Her album sold only 49,452 and debuted at #10 on the charts. A repackaged Elton John's greatest hits album was ahead of her. Billboard thinks this is a success since she makes history with the highest sales of a Spanish album debut, inclusive of English and Latin artists.

 

However, it's not a great debut for JLo as an music artist. Let's be honest, her music days are numbered. 

 

JLo will also test her musical skills when she mentors the kids on "American Idol" tonight. I really, really, really hope Sanjaya does "Jenny From the Block."