Thursday, April 12th 2007
Katey & Petey are Engaged
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss performed in London last night and Petey dedicated a song called "KP Nuts" to his "beautiful fiancee." Kate confirmed this by wearing an engagement ring.
There's nothing like crackheads in love. I love Kate and Petey and they truly are my favorite couple. I love nothing more than two crazy pieces of trash finding love. Yes, I feel sorry for her daughter, but think of all the money she will make on that tell-all.
And I doubt these two are going to tie the knot.
Source: Daily Mail
Thursday, April 12th 2007
Leo's Girl Might Be Knocked Up
Leonardo DiCaprio and his wife-to-be, Bar Rafaeli are expecting a child according to friends close to the couple. He's 32 and she's 21. They have been dating for 15 months and are due to be married in Israel later this year.
A source said, "He dotes on Tobey's (Maguire) little girl Ruby and has been asking him all about what it's like to being a dad."
Models have it sooo easy. Grow up beautiful, get a job where you stand around, marry a hot rich dude, have his kid, divorce him, take his money and live a life of leisure in France. Ugh, why can't we all be models?
Oh and this kid will most likely be hot. The kid will have the fat gene though, because Leo has recently been fighting that gene hardcore.
Source: Post Chronicle
Thursday, April 12th 2007
Brit Goes Dancing
Britney Spears is back in Los Angeles after a short Las Vegas break and immediately checked into her dance class. Brit is getting back into shape for her big comeback. Unfortunately, I don't think that "comeback" is going to amount to much. Homegirl should take her own advice and quit and just lay on a beach the rest of her days.
She also needs to lay off that Red Bull. It's like drinking gasoline.
Source: Flynet
Thursday, April 12th 2007
Neverland on the Cheap
Michael Jackson put Neverland Ranch on the real estate market a couple of years ago, but nobody has bought that hunk of mess. Some dude named Bill Huff wants to buy the estate which includes a zoo, amusement park and movie theater. Jacko originally wanted $50 million clams, but Bill is willing to pay $20 million.
Jacko's reps still deny that Neverland is up for sale. Sources close to Billy say he wants to tear down Jacko's creepy mansion and develop land.
SICK! Who would want to buy that house of sin?! Imagine all the effed up crap you'd fine around there: monkey bones, baby jizz and Jesus juice...no thank you!
Source: Page Six
Thursday, April 12th 2007
Britney Giggles About Luke Walton
Flynet caught up with Britney Spears and asked her about her new album and her new man, Lakers' Luke Walton. She joked that she may quit her album and when asked about Luke, she simply giggled. Her girlfriend/driver said "I'm the one driving her to the Laker games." So she sort of confirmed she's smitten with a Laker. Yeah, exciting stuff. Click here to see another Brit Brit video where she's being grilled by the paps!
UPDATE - I guess it's her cousin (the driver) who has the crush on Luke. I have a hard time understanding hick talk!
Thursday, April 12th 2007
She Wants a Matching Set
Madonna and David Banda are currently in Malawi to visit Davey's bio-daddy and so that Madge can continue her charity work. According to several sources Madge is also in town to do a little shopping. She's looking for another baby.
A source close to her said, "She's going to Africa on Saturday, and on Sunday her family will be one bigger."
Her rep denied it, "Madonna is going to Africa to continue her work with the Raising Malawi organization. She is overseeing the building of a children's health-care center. She is absolutely not adopting another baby."
This is actually what her rep said last time and then look who had a new baby!
Bitch needs a little spa-time. Homegirl looks used and abused. Madge it's ok to lay down every now and again. Put some cucumbers on that mess. Damn.
Source: Page Six
Thursday, April 12th 2007
No Love for Shiloh
Life & Style is reporting that when Angelina Jolie returned from Vietnam with Pax Thien she suddenly stopped showering Shiloh with attention. Sources close to the couple say that Brad Pitt is upset that she isn't showing their bio-child the kind of love she's showing their adopted children, Pax, Maddox and Zahara.
Those same sources say that Brad is the one that mainly takes care of Shiloh. He apprently got so fed up that he's moved out of their Hollywood Hills home and is now living at their Los Feliz home.
I don't see this as being true, but anything is possible. Angie is hardly ever photographed holding Shiloh and frankly I always felt the opposite. She would parade around her adopted kids, but kind of keep Shiloh hidden from the press like she was the damn hope diamond.
Brad probably thought by signing up with Angie he was going to get hot sex all the time and not crying brats and vomit everywhere.
Source: TMZ
Thursday, April 12th 2007
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNNER for April 11th!!!
On the left, what Fergie sees. On the right, what everyone else sees. - Yoko
Runner-up:
She's got Brandon Davis thighs. . . - Peggy
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