Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Morning Wood
Get a refund - ICYDK
Snoop Dogg's headed for the pound - Celebitchy
Marcia Cross introduces her twins - INO
Breaking up Bonaduce - Glitterati
Natalie Portman in a bikini - Drunken Stepfather
PoshKat's business venture - Haute Gossip
Not even Tom Selleck can save Las Vegas - SOW
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
They Belong Together
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee look like they are giving it another shot. They are currently on a family vacation in Hawaii. They were also spotted making out in Los Angeles last week. They have said in the past that they are remaining good friends for their children, but aren't really looking to bring other people into the relationship.
They should just marry again and stay together forever and ever ever. Keep the hep in the family.
Source: Metro
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Biopic
Lindsay Lohan is excited to play a drug-addicted hippy in her new movie "Hippy." Lohan will hook-up with her director from "I Know Who Killed Me." The rehab-fresh actress spoke about the role which will start shooting later this year.
She said, "It's about a group of kids taking a cross-country trip when one of them drops acid, goes crazy and starts, like, killing people.' I have so much faith in Chris and I just love working with him. I love him so much as a person, that while we were on set on our last project, I said, 'Let's make a deal right now.'"
Lohan will begin shooting "HIppy" after she finishes a film with Keira Knightley.
If you ask me she's doing it just for the "research" aspect.
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Rachel & Ryan Making it Legal
According to Us Weekly , Pinky and the Brain are going to get married. A source close to Rachel McAdams said they are planning a secret ceremony.
The source said, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."
But the couple "want to avoid the press. So they agreed to get engaged and married on the same day - and won't allow their families to talk about it."
Rachel and Ryan Gosling grew up near each other in Canada, but never met until they filmed "The Notebook." Oh...how romantic. Gross.
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
JLo's Master Class
Last night's "American Idol" was all sorts of boring. The moment of the night was of course when JLo mentored Sangina. He sang "Besame Mucho" when he really should've sang "La Isla Bonita", but that's besides the point. The best part was when JLo started to sing with him. Watching her sing is like watching hyenas slowly devour a baby zebra. It's slow as hell and painful.
That being said, Sangina wasn't half bad last night. Painted on facial hair and everything.
VIA Rickey.org
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Kim Kardashian is the Most Beautiful Woman on Earth
I am adopting Kim Kardashian as my new favorite for many reasons. One, she loves water sports and I've always wanted to learn how to jet ski. Second, she is obviously a fan of Boone's Farm and Strawberry Hill is my beverage of choice for a classy and elegant evening. Third, she reportedly despises Paris Hilton.
Kim K for President!
Source: T&M's
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Not Necessary
I have bad news and bad news. The bad news is Madonna is working on another album. The other bad news is that douchebag, Justin Timberlake, is writing songs for her. Yeah, because he's such a prolific writer.
JT said, "I have been working on some new music. But it's not for myself - I'm writing for other people. I'm working on some stuff for Madonna."
He was also spotted heading into a London studio with Vadge yesterday. Her 12,345th album will be released this November.
Hopefully a portal to hell will open up in that London studio and swallow them whole.
Source: Post Chronicle
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Naomi Has No Idea What MTV is Talking About
MTV announced weeks ago that it was casting a reality show called "The Minion" which followed Naomi Campbell as she looked for a new personal assistant. The show all set-up to start taping this Friday, but unfortunately it had to be cancelled. Naomi stopped returning the network's calls. Well, that's what she needs an assistant for! DUH!
An inside source at MTV told Page Six, "Producers were on the phone with her all the time, setting up the show with her and her manager - but then last week MTV stopped getting their calls returned. The show is pulped. They don't understand why Naomi won't call back."
MTV says the show is still in production, but Naomi's rep said there is no show.
The show sounded like a bad idea anyway. Since Naomi is an expert in cleaning, she should be the new host of "How Clean is Your House?" I'd love to see that mess scraping up old cat caca embedded in carpets.
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Donna Hogan is Heartless
Donna Hogan is the half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith and she's currently whoring herself out for a tell-all called Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith. The problem is that Donna barely spoke to Anna and only met her once years ago when she stood in line at a calendar signing!!!
Dr. Phil taped a segment with her weeks ago and grilled her ass on why she's trying to profit from a woman she hardly knew. Donna's publishers didn't like the interview and asked Dr. Phil not to air it.
Awww, that's so sweet to name your sister's autobiography TRAIN WRECK. Something tells me this ho's trailer needs a new roof so she's digging low to make it happen.
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Brangelina's Ark
According to The Sun, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have dropped major dough on a mega-yacht and when I say, I mean MEGA. They have reportedly paid $139 million for a boat built by Privilege Yard in Rome.
The 240-foot yacht includes six marble bathrooms, a swimming pool, gym and a helicopter pad.
They are building Brangelina's ARK, I know it! Instead of animals, they are taking kids! They are going to rule the World. If you ask me, that's a waste of cash. Boats sink!
Brad and Angie are back in L.A. where she shot more ads for St. John and he continued filming "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
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