Tara Reid didn't look like a $3 hooker at last night's Dance to Erase MS benefit. A $15 hooker yes, but that's a step above! At least she's trying to clean it up!

 

The dress is a little Windsors Fashions-esque , but homegirl doesn't have the dough for a proper gown.  

 

 

 

 

The beat goes on. Nicky Hilton & Nicole Richie looked like two used-up alley cats at the Dance to Erase MS benefit last night  in Century City. Normally I love the Richie, but her hair color is washing her out and the make-up isn't helping her fight the beatness. Nicky Hilton is a lost cause. No amount of make-up, fake hair or expensive clothes can drag her out of the "homely" category.

 

Love the red shoes, though. 

 

 

 

Prince William and his long-term girlfriend, Kate Middleton, have called it a day. Sources blame Willy's love for army life and Kate's pressure in becoming Britian's next Queen. Friends of the couple say that Willy has immersed himself into army life and would rather go out drinking with his pals than hang out with Kate.

 

A source said, "She is stuck in London while he is living in an officer’s mess in Dorset. Kate feels hugely frustrated that their relationship just seems to be going backwards at a rate of knots.

“At university they were living together. Now, nearly three years on, they are lucky if they see each other once a week.

“When he does get a night off, it appears to Kate that William would rather spend time drinking with his new-found Army pals.”

The split was clean and no third-parties were involved.

Now's Britney's chance! She always said she wanted to be a Princess one day. Get her over to Britian STAT! Oh and by "drinking with his pals" they really mean "bukkake."

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

Joan Didion

 

 

 

Pink has been told to keep her Bush views to herself. She was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night to talk about her song "Dear Mr. President" and she thanked Jimmy for allowing her to discuss the meaning of the song. She said she was told that she can't discuss her political thoughts on the radio.

 

Jimmy asked Pink if she hopes Bush will write a song back to her. Great question, Jimmy. Stupid.

 

She answered, “Yes. Through Eminem.”

 

I'm not sure what that means, but OK! It's probably best to keep her ass quiet about these things unless she's talking about the other bush which I'm sure she knows a lot about.  

 

Source: MSNBC

 

 

 

Custody of Dannielynn Hope Smith was not decided today and I'm not sure why. Doesn't Larry Birkhead get custody? Howard Doucheface spoke to the press and said that custody was not decided and it had nothing to do with him. He said "if it were up to me, the formal order in terms of giving Larry full custody would have occured today."

 

Frosted tips Larry told reporters he couldn't talk. 

 

TMZ is reporting that Virgie Arthur and Larry will meet privately tomorrow to figure this out without the suits. They hope to hammer out an agreement that the courts will approve.

 

Virgie is most likely looking for some kind of joint custody with Larry.

 

They are really dragging this out. Wake me when they're done. 

 

 

 

 

Oprah stopped by Larry King the other night to wish him a happy 50 years in a turtle shell or something. They are both so freakish looking. Larry in jeans is not right.

 

 

Making out with your mom is DARKSIDED - Mandelion

 

Sexy Spice can't dress - ASL

 

Nicole Kidman gets Australia's top honor - Just Jared

 

Fiddy Allen - Mollygood

 

Jennifer Hawkins was always my favorite Miss Universe - Hollywood Tuna

 

Kate Hudson gets caught in the rain - Popsugar

 

Jennifer Lopez is awesome at marriage - IDLYITW

 

What celebrities hate celebrity blogs? - Cityrag

 

How can you not love Feist - Stereogum

 

Lindsay Lohan has leaky pipes - Hollywood Rag

 

Jenna Fischer gets groped - Egotastic!

  

Willi Ferrell is the Landlord - Scuttlebutt