Monday, April 16th 2007
He Needs a Bath
What is Demi Moore doing with this hag? Ashton Kutcher is forever 17 and it's not hot. She cleaned up to attend Prada America's Cup party in Valencia Spain last night while Ashton looks like he didn't even bother to bathe. He also needs a hair transplant for that patch in his five o'clock shadow.
Our favorite cumface, Chloe Sevigny, also showed up in a taffeta napkin.
Monday, April 16th 2007
Down with Richard Gere!
Richard Gere is a WANTED man in India. Indians were not happy when Richard forcefully hugged and kissed actress Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS Awareness event in India. Soon after the incident, effigies of Richard were burned in the streets and groups were heard shouting "Down with Richard Gere!"
The protesters said kissing Shilpa like that is against their culture.
Who gives an eff? It's not like he did her in the ass in front of anyone. It was a stupid kiss and not even that hot. Richie is full of love and just wanted to give a little. People need to chill.
Thanks Patricia
Monday, April 16th 2007
The Return of Menudo
Auditions began this Saturday in Miami for a new MTV-reality show that will create a new Menudo. The Latin boy-band is where Ricky Martin got his start. They were huge in the 80s and 90s and constantly changed their members when their asses got too old.
Music manager Johnny Wright, a judge on the show, said, "We're going to make it a little different than it was before. The beat is going to be the beats of the street now _ club, hip-hop and rock. It's not going to be something that's pigeonholed."
7 boys will be picked for the series "The Road to Menudo" which starts airing next month on MTV Tr3s.
They need to wear the same outfits, because those boys knew how to dress. I'm sure Ricky Martin will somehow be involved. He'll want to "coach" the boys from their dressing rooms. I'm joking! Ricky likes his men, grown.
Monday, April 16th 2007
My Kind of Church Outfit
Flynet caught Fuggie Fug and Josh Duhamel on their way to church yesterday. FF opted for my favorite church outfit, spiked heels and skinny jeans. She also has some kind of spiked ball hanging from her purse. She's really turning it out for Jesus.
Monday, April 16th 2007
Dance 3, Looks 1
Here's your hourly Britney Spears watch! Homegirl was spotted leaving dance class yesterday with leg warmers OVER cowboy boots. WTF?! I know she's leaving dance class, but does she think that the cow is cold? Dumb bitch!
Source: Breathe Heavy
Monday, April 16th 2007
Kiki Just Rolled Out of Bed
Kiki Dunst looked like she didn't even bother at last night's Spider-Man 3 premiere in Tokyo. Bitch looked like she just rolled out of bed in her sheet and hit the red carpet. I don't think she even bothered to brush her snaggletooth or brush that stringy mop. Shame...
Look at Tobey Maguire! He'd rather be posing next to Hitler!
Monday, April 16th 2007
I Guess the Wedding is Off
Last week UsWeekly reported that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were getting hitched. This week there's rumors that they broke up. I just don't know what to think and I don't even know if I care!
At the premiere of his film, Fracture, Ryan was asked about Rachel. He responded, "Don't you know? We broke up."
A rep for Ryan would not confirm or deny the split.
Ryan is probably just playing with us. I'm sure they are still together, but they want to private and all. Gross. Not that anyone cares.
Source: Rush & Molloy
Monday, April 16th 2007
Madge in Malawi
Madonna arrived in Malawi today via a private jet. She kept her 14-month-old David by her side. Rumors are that Madge is in Africa to adopt another baby named Grace, but her rep has shot down the rumors. Her rep did that the last time with David as well.
She is also expected to visit with David's birth father, Yohane Banda. Yohane told the press that he didn't know she was coming to visit and he hasn't heard a peep from her since she left Africa.
He said, "I understand that she is a busy person but if there is an opportunity, I would appreciate it if she could tell me how my son is doing, which has not been the case so far."
Yohane needs to shut his ass. Didn't he give up his kid for adoption? I mean..Madge doesn't owe him anything. He just wants cash...let's be real.
Monday, April 16th 2007
The First Movie Sucked!
Edward Norton will play The Incredible Hulk in another film version of the comic. Eric Bana played the Hulk a couple of years ago and the movie wasn't a huge hit as the studio had hoped. Eddie is hoping to breathe new life into the franchise with shooting to begin this Summer.
The President of Marvel comics said, "Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business. His ability to transform into a particular role makes him the ideal choice to take on the character of Bruce Banner and the Hulk. Edward is perfectly suited to bring one of the most popular and important Marvel icons to the bigscreen in a new and exciting way."
The movie is due June 13, 2008.
Ed's gonna have to bulk up for this mess, but it's still going to tank. Nobody cares about that green ho!
Monday, April 16th 2007
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for April 13th!!!
You should NEVER use your teeth to pull off the tab from your tuna. - NoAnjl
Runner-up:
On her special day she wore a wig (something old), a pillow case(something new), her 5 year old daughter's top (something borrowed),and a dead tooth (something blue). - Geoff W
BONUS - Here's a few other pictures from this beautiful wedding. A truly elegant affair. I'm sure all of you have seen these. They are making the e-mail rounds!
Thanks Lisa and the hundreds of others who sent this to me
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