Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Goon Island

 
I think Courtney Love tried to fix her horrific "nose job." For a few weeks now Court has been walking around with a truly hideous nose. It looked something that lived on Goon Island. Anyway, her nose looked slightly better at a Men's Vogue party last night for Brett Ratner. Her schnoze is pointing to the right though.
 
She looks good though. Slightly worn, but good.
 
Here she is with Rebecca "Noxema Girl" Gayheart and Brett Ratner. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Creepy

 
Marilyn Manson has called his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, his soulmate and twin. He told a French newspaper:
 
"I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She's 19 and certainly that's very young, but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."
 
Marilyn is 39. His marriage to Dita Von Teese ended late last year and he said it ended, because she tried to change him. DUH! Anybody with half a brain would try and change that mess.
 
Evan doesn't try and change him, because that ho doesn't know any better. She's probably with him, because he has good blow and she likes borrowing his high heels. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Pamela Anderson Swears She's Hotter Than This

 
Pamela Anderson has responded on her blog to these pictures that circulated yesterday. The pictures showed Pam on vacation looking like a straight-up used whore.
 
She said:
 
Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.

I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.

I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?

I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.

 
Pamela's right and I love her for saying. Who gives an eff that we sit here and say she looks like a dried-up tampon. Pam, you're still a hot ho. Oh and I bet you Paris has google alerts on her skanky self. 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Sanjaya is Maxim's Girl of the Day

 
You know Haley Skankarcto is pissed! Maxim Men's Magazine has named "American Idol's" Sanjaya Malakar as it's Girl of the Day.
 
They say:
 
You've no one but the Devil's lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show's coveted prize as this year's top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it's our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the "ponyhawk," a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.

 
I wouldn't really call him a girl. He's borderline. Come on Maxim! He's not a girl, not yet a woman.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Britney Dumps Larry

 
Britney Spears blames her manager, Larry Rudolph, for all her problems. Larry introduced Brit to Paris Hilton and that's where she believes things went downhill. Inside sources say that Brit has fired Larry, but the problem is she signed a multi-year deal with him. Brit has also re-hired her pr whore, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, to help her get rid of Larry.
 
Blame. Blame. Blame. That's all Britney can really do. While she's at it she should blame SPF and JJ for stressing her out with the pressures of motherhood leading her to booze and drugs. Dumb hick! 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for April 16th!!!

 
Brazilian Bikini waxes are now available for dogs, not just pussies. - Holita
 
Runner-up:
 
Could you please shave off my Uggs? they're so yesterday. - Christine the Hoff
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Hot Slut of the Day!

 
Jennifer Sky from Cleopatra 2525
 
For Nick
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Birthday Sluts

Victoria Beckham (33)
Jennifer Garner (35)
Redman (37)
Liz Phair (40)
Sean Bean (48)

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 16th 2007

Would You Hit It?

This is Johnny Borrell and he's Kiki Dunst's new piece. He's from this group called Razorlight and here he is in Tokyo today. I'm not sure if he's hot or not. I would still hit it, because I'm a slut and sluts hit anything. Well, except animals. Well, some animals as long as they're hung and douche it.

 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 16th 2007

JLo & Skeletor Sue!

 
JLo and Marc Anthony are asking for six-figures from The National Enquirer for running a story that tied the couple to a drug scandal. The story ran in Britian and Ireland and claimed the couple were "caught up in a heroin scandal" -- and reprinted a 2004 picture of Anthony standing beside photographer Michael Star, who is facing charges of heroin possession and child pornography in the U.S.
 
The story also ran in International markets. The couple also seek an apology.
 
Heroin?! That's what Skeletor has, heroin face!
 
Source: AP
 
Posted by: Michael K


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