Best Week Ever has discovered the hottest new toy of the upcoming Christmas season. Parents will just have to visit their local Toys R' Us (yes they are carrying it) to pick up the Rapist Number One doll from Grindhouse.  Quentin Tarantino portrays the character in Planet Terror which is part of the double-feature flop.

 

I love that TRU is carrying this crap! What the hell kind of family toy store is that?! I wonder if he says "I'm Getting My Dick Wet" when you punch him in the stomach.

 

 

Yes, it's cliche that I have a girl crush on Adam Brody. I don't give a fuck! However, I won't tolerate his outfit choices. Wearing a Salvation Army suit with homeless man shoes to your movie premiere is not cute.

 

That being said, I'd still let him tickle the giblet.

 

This is Adam at the "In the Land of Women" premiere last night.

 

 

I didn't post anything on the tragedy at VT yesterday, because it really didn't feel right. I was glued to CNN all day and I did feel foolish writing about Britney being a dumbass when the rest of the country's attention was focused elsewhere. I still feel stupid writing about it now, because what do I know? I know things tragic happen everyday, but I guess this was just really close to home. My thoughts are with those.

 

Anyway, I felt the need to discuss the hatred of Fred Phelps and his band of nutjobs.

 

If you don't know this bitch then watch this video I posted last year of his insane daughter.  These hos hate gays, like really gays. They are planning to use the tragedy at VT to get a little press. They never miss an opportunity.

 

Towleroad reports that the Westboro Baptist Church posted this on their website:

 

"WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet. Your bloody tyrant Bush says he is 'horrified' by it all. You know nothing of horror -- yet. Your true horror is coming. 'They shall also gird themselves with sackloth, and horror shall cover them; and shame shall be upon all faces, and baldness upon all their heads' (Eze. 7:18).

Why did this happen, you ask? It's simple. Your military chose to shoot at the servants of God today, and all they got for their effort was terror. Then, the LORD your God sent a crazed madman to shoot at your children. Was God asleep while this took place? Was He on vacation? Of course not. He willed this to happen to punish you for assailing His servants."

I'm sure these idiots will have police protection, but they better watch their asses. They will also blame the gays for this tragedy, because that's the only card they can play. I'm waiting patiently for the day that a gay hooker comes forward claiming he got down with Fred. I mean, it's inevitable.

Please feel free to comment below, but be cool. Don't be a total douche.

 

 

 

Tom Cruise is stealing Katie's high heels - Celebitchy

 

LeAnn Rimes has hit the big time - The Bastardly

 

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart's April Fools engagement - SOW

 

Julia Roberts is getting FAT - INO

 

Promo stills for the Grey's Anatomy spin-off - ICYDK

 

Which one is Tori's baby? - Celebrity Dog Watcher

 

A Dancing with the Stars chest waxing! - Towleroad

 

 

The trannies came out for a little sports-fun at the Knicks VS Nets at Madison Square Garden last night in NYC. Kimora, Tyra and Beyonce looked absolutely bored as they sat there. They are trying to entertain themselves by sucking on a beverage and checking out their nails. I should've went down to the yarn store, headed up to MSG and set up a wig stand. I would've cleaned up.

 

I love the look on Jay-Z's face in the first picture. He's looking at what he's missing out on. Poor sap. 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know what they are doing down there at the Scientology center, but they are certainly messing up brains. John Travolta is talking nonsense. He said this:

 

 

Does he mean psychially big, because I know he doesn't mean fame wise. John has Scientology to thank for keeping him "SANE." 

 

“People make judgments about it [Scientology], but often they don’t know what they’re talking about. I would advise anyone who wants to know about it to read up on it. We [the Church of Scientology] are only getting bigger and we help people all over the world, from disaster zones to drug rehabilitation.”

 

I'm not reading about that crap. That scares me. You know they put weird messages up in there that hypnotize your ass. I've toyed with visiting the center for shits and giggles, but I hear they are hardcore and take all your information. They take your soul too. Eff that! If I want to freak myself out I'll play "Bloody Mary."

 

Source: The Scoop

 

 

 

Lindsay HOhan has pretty much screwed every dude on this planet, so it's no surprise that she's hitting the female set now. A former publicist named Jonathan Jaxson said on his blog that Hohan is allegedly getting down with DJ Samantha Ronson.

"Lindsay actually has always been quite open. Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF (best friend forever) Samantha Ronson.

Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan."

It wouldn't surprise me. I mean Samantha is basically a dude without the dick and a little plastic can figure out that problem. I've always figured Hohan wasn't strictly dickly.

 

It looks like the World is officially over Anna Nicole Smith and all her drama. Two diaries written by Anna in the 90s failed to sell at an auction this past weekend. There were two buyers, but they pulled out at the last second, because Howard K. Stern said they were stolen and should be returned to her estate.

 

Don't fret! If you still want to buy them you can for $25,000 each.

 

Why would you want to? Just visit TMZ.com to learn every little details about ANS. You can do that for free or you can watch "The Insider" because they are all about that crap.

 

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I think Courtney Love tried to fix her horrific "nose job." For a few weeks now Court has been walking around with a truly hideous nose. It looked something that lived on Goon Island. Anyway, her nose looked slightly better at a Men's Vogue party last night for Brett Ratner. Her schnoze is pointing to the right though.

 

She looks good though. Slightly worn, but good.

 

Here she is with Rebecca "Noxema Girl" Gayheart and Brett Ratner.