Thursday, April 19th 2007
Give it to Daddy, Part II
Nothing like a good panty show. Yeah, I'm acting like I've never seen panties before. Actually, not on a woman. I saw pink panties on myself last night, but that's for another show. Mischa Barton brought the goods last night in London.
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Dick'll Make You Slap Someone!
ALEXYSS TYLOR is the hottest woman on Earth! She has returned in a big way. You can now find her VAGINA POWER message everywhere on YouTube. Visit her official site for more information and join her MySpace! Her voice needs to be heard.
She's hosting an interview session on her website tonight. Above is another hot video of Alexyss and her mother (yeah that's her mother) stating the facts about woman that get Dickmatized. She's right when she says "dick'll make you slap someone!" If Alexyss started a church, I'd actually get my lazy ass out of bed on Sundays and worship!
Thanks Lakota
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Morning Wood
Speaking of Pete Doherty.... - ICYDK
The one leg exercise that will give you a big O - Celebitchy
Brad Pitt's "Supergirl" story about Angelina was all a lie - Celebrity Nation
The Lohan/Knightley duet will not happen - Gabsmash
Britney Spears might be coming to a House of Blues near you - INO
Remember The Nelsons? - SOW
Ted Haggard takes his homo ass to Arizona - Towleroad
Save the seals!!!!! - SAYOR
Thursday, April 19th 2007
It's Blood!
Is my future ex-husband, Pete Doherty, spraying his blood around again ? Naw, it's just ketchup. At least I hope it is.
The day before a judge praised Petey for his efforts in staying drug-free. Pete told the court that the love he feels for Kate Moss and his friends have helped him stay off the smack.
He said, "The people I'm closest to have had enough. They've said it's drugs or them. A lot has changed in the past week."
After that, he left court, got into his car, stopped in a nearby alley and popped a vein. Ok, that's not fact. The day Pete Doherty truthfully kicks drugs, is the day that all the coke plants in the world shrivel up and die. There wouldn't be a reason for them to go on anymore.
Source: Metro
Thursday, April 19th 2007
The Ladies Who Lunch
Jennifer Garner, Cindy Crawford, Angie Harmon, Lisa Kudrow, Amanda Peet and Brooke Shields donned their lady-like best to attend the Oscar De La Renta store opening in Beverly Hills yesterday. I thought I'd give you a little (I mean very little) prettiness this morning, because I usually give you the ugly.
Everybody looks pretty and dainty, blah blah blah....except Lisa Kudrow, she needs a comb.
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Hohan's MySpace Hacked
Allegedly Lindsay Lohan's private MySpace was hacked yesterday. The MySpace in question has now been set to private, but the person who hacked got what he needed and plans to open up a website with all the details including private messages she wrote to Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Nachos and others.
Visit ONTD to see an alleged bitch-out session between Paris and Lindsay where they discuss Perez Hilton as well as others things. Lindsay tells Paris to suck Elliot's dick. Ok, I'm on Team Lohan now. I can't say a bad thing about her anymore. Hahaha..
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Diva Dogg
Snoop Dogg is a needy bitch. At a UNICEF Benefit in NYC this past weekend, organizers found themselves granting Snoop's every wish. He not only asked for a $150,000 paycheck to perform at the benefit, but he only insisted they fly 10-members of his entourage first-class.
Once Snoop finally arrived he almost left, because there wasn't an Xbox in his dressing room. A source said, "We finally found someone who lent us their kids' Xbox, and had to put Snoop somewhere on the third floor because he was smoking so much dope."
The Pussycat Dolls also performed for $300,000, but one of the dumb sluts called UNICEF, UNICEL.
Source: Page Six
Thursday, April 19th 2007
JessLee
It's cute when sister dress like themselves at a young age, but come on. Ashlee Simpson was known for being like the "faux-rock" chick of the Simpson clan and now she's turning into a mini-Jessica. I blame Papa Joe for this. He wants both his daughter's to look like porn stars.
Here's Jessica...I mean Ashlee in Harper's Bazaar.
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Stop the Beat Already!
Here's the official trailer for "Hairspray" based on Broadway musical based on the movie. It hits theaters this Summer. If you loved John Waters' Hairspray, you'll probably hate this. It looks like they've removed anything dark, edgy or interesting that the first one had and replaced with sugar, glitter and Travolta. BARF!
Michelle Pfeiffer looks hot, but she didn't need to embarass herself with this cotton candy crap!
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Don't Let Tom Find Out
Katie Holmes is apparently using her time in Louisiana to quietly get back in touch with friends and family. Katie's down there to shoot "Mad Money" with Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton. Sources say that she's trying to mend her relationship with her family which was strained, because of Tom.
She also reportedly called Meghann Birie, a childhood friend. “She wanted to talk to someone not in Camp Cruise. Katie told Meghann she can’t believe she abandoned her old life.”
Katie's been talking to Catholic priests in an effort to get back to her old faith. Katie was born and raised Catholic, but is now a member of the mothership.
Whoops! If all this is true, her plan has been foiled! Upon reading this, Tom will snatch away all her phones and readjust the bug in her brain to make sure this never happens again. This is sooo "Sleeping with the Enemy. "
Katie knows that if she opens her cupboard and all the can labels are facing forward, she's fucked!
Source: MSNBC
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