A few days ago I posted a video of Akon in Trinidad fake-raping or something a 14-year-old girl. Well, the girl is the daughter of a preacher man and he's speaking out. Pastor Dave Alleyne of the Flaming Word Ministry of Chaguanas said, "She likes dancing and won a competition."

 

The competition in question wasn't a competition. Akon just said that to get girls onstage and have them dance like hoochies. Dave said that he was shocked by the video, but will not punish her. He says he will try and understand. He said, "They are innocent to the wicked ways of the world and it is our responsibility as elders to keep them safe."

 

Um....that girl is 14?! I think she's a little too young to be wearing a top made out of dental floss. It's always the preacher's daughters that go loose.

 

 

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I know KFred (I misspelled it, but I'm not going to fix it) is probably having a hard time getting vagina since he's no longer Mr. Britney Spears, but now he's hitting the trannies?!

 

Here's KFed with his new homeboy at Tao last night.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

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I haven't posted on the Olsens much and it's a good things these pictures came through. I was having glamour troll withdrawals. They aren't the best quality, but you get the gist. They are still hot and they still dress like hooker grannies.

 

Source: Olsen-Fans

 

 

 

Only in Texas folks! Buddy the donkey found himself as the star witness in a trial  which pitted two neighbors against one another. Buddy's owner, Gregory Shamoun, was being sued by his neighbor, John Cantrell. 

 

The dispute started when Gregory built a shed in John's backyard. When John complained, Gregory retaliated by bringing Buddy from his ranch to his home backyard. John didn't like the donkey noises Buddy was making so he sued.

 

Buddy was brought into court and on the witness stand to show the jury how sweet he is.

 

WTF?!!!!!! What the hell kind of trial is this and why couldn't I have been on the jury?

 

The neighbors settled their dispute while the jury was deliberating. Gregory agreed to buy some of John's land.

 

Source: AP

 

 

 

 

Yesterday, pictures of Jesse Metcalfe with a new beard girl hit. It wasn't just news to us, but also news to Jesse's girlfriend Nadine Coyle. Nadine vowed to stay by her man when he checked himself into rehab and the two were rumored to be married later this year.

 

Nadine was in London shooting a movie when she saw the pictures and has told friend's that she's ending it with her B-cup boyfriend.

 

She said, "I'm not the kind of girl to put up with nonsense like that. I'll meet the right person when the time is right. I'm disappointed but what can you do."

 

Ugh. So staged! I'm guessing Nadine was sick of being a beard and asked their handlers to write an ending to their fake relationship.

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

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Young, beautiful love! It's such a sweet thing. It makes me want to kiss a kitten. Keira Knightley and her Orland-Bloom-doppelanger boyfriend spent a lovely  Spring day at London's centrla park yesterday.

 

Seriously, who reads to each other under a tree in a park? Homegirl has been in one too many Jane Austen movies.

 

 

 

 

Kiki Dunst should learn to shut her trout lips and try and look pretty. There's been a lot of speculation about a 4th Spiderman. Kiki talked about that and made herself look like even more of an asshole.

 

Bitch said, "Audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey, or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move."

 

Think again bitch. Maybe it wouldn't work without the director, but Kiki and Toby can be replaced like that! I hate how famous actors think they are gold. If they put Hercules the cat and Knut the Polar Bear in those roles, it would still be a hit. Actors are replaceble and they better start recognizing and be grateful!