Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Afternoon Crumbs
Vintage ciggie ads - Cityrag
Fuggie Fug works out to fit into a garbage bag - Hollywood Rag
Oliver Stone loves black people - IDLYITW
Kate Bosworth's man is prettier than she is - Just Jared
Another day, another list and Alba is on top again - Hollywood Tuna
Amy Winehouse's bra gets the mail - Egotastic!
Katie and her little lady go to get steak AGAIN! Tommy loves the beef - Popsugar
Joe Francis will get effed in the butt at least 35 times in his life - ASL
Britney drives to Barstow for a burger from a taco joint - Mollygood
Get a new daddy - College Humor
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Where Do I Rest My Eyes?
No, it's not Blu Cantrell again! It's the biggest shipwreck since the Titanic, Coco Johnsen with fellow wreck, Danny Bonaduce. Coco is most famous for being Bill Maher's #1 girl and she even sued him for $9 million or something. To me she always be an elegant lady.
Since Danny's a free man, he should hit that. No, he will probably literally hit that...like with his fist.
Here's messy and messier at a CD launch party for "The Hills."
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Don't Call Her Mother Theresa
Angelina Jolie hates being called the new "Mother Theresa." She hates when the critics say she's doing chairty work for publicity.
She said,
"I don't want to act like the Mother Theresa of Hollywood. I quite simply want to help where there is poverty and destitution. Am I the only one who thinks and acts like that?
"It became clear to me I was an incredibly privileged Hollywood star and I had to so something against the screaming injustice on this planet."
Word. Here's Angie in pigtails on a shoot for St. John. Yeah, it's lame but there are some of you that cream at the site of her old-ass hands. I figured you'd like to see her in pigtails.
Source: Post Chronicle
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Is Chupa Softening Her Look?
I almost didn't recognize Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe from last night's Free Arts Benefit in NYC last. I quickly realized it was her by looking into her eyes. I'd notice that hunger for virgin blood anywhere. The bangs are helping her look NOT like death.
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
The Greatest Song in the History of Music
Hottie from "Flavor of Love" and "Charm School" has a new song that was released ages ago called "My Man My Mansion My Money." Remember this at Grammy time. She's just released a sneak-peek at the full length video.
For a ho that flaunts the cash, that video looks like it was made with welfare money. It's a sneak-peek, because the rest of the video is still on lay-a-way.
VIA Hottie's MySpace
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Morning Wood
Jennifer Tilly is so damn hot - Drunken Stepfather
Milla Jovovich is pregnant - ICYDK
Scott Baio is looking for love on Vh1 along with all the other has-beens - SOW
Heidi from The Hills before and after her tit and nose jobs - CN
Morgan Fairchild has the body of a 20-year-old - The Bastardly
Renee's new man looks straight and normal - INO
Sanjaya's top ten - Popbytes
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Shut This HO Up!
Right after IMUSgate, rap music immediately came under fire. Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons thinks that the recording industry and radio stations should ban 3 words from "clean versions" of rap songs from the airwaves.
He thinks "bitch," "ho" and the n-word should never be used or heard on the radio.
Russell said, "We recommend (they're) always out. This is a first step. It's a clear message and a consistency that we want the industry to accept for more corporate social responsibility."
His recommendation drew mixed reactions with some in the industry thinking it's a good idea while some are calling it "dangerous."
If you don't like it, turn it off. Here's corporate America telling us what we should and should not be listening to. It's our right as Americans to decide what we want and what we want our children to be listening to. There's a reason for the "off button."
This turtlehead needs to shut his mouth and it's my right to say and it's his right to tell me to eff off and die. Don't you love this country?!
And if they didn't allow us to use the words "ho," "slut" and "bitch," I'd be out of luck! Are there any corporations looking for blowjob givers, because I might need a job soon.
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Rude Thoughtless Little Pig
Kim Basinger has denied that she leaked a voicemail Alec Baldwin left for his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland. The voicemail was leaked last week by TMZ. On it, Alec left a long ass and straight-up rude message to his daughter calling her a "pig" and threatening to straight her ass out.
"Kim Basinger did not release the voicemail. Additionally, the voicemail was not sealed under a court order.Everybody is always asking why this custody battle has been going on for so many years and now they have the answer. The issue is not about Kim or the alleged alienation that Alec constantly refers to, it is about his ongoing aggressive behavior.Kim's sincerest wish is for him to finally address his unstable and irrational behavior so he, a some point, can potentially create a relationship with his daughter. Until then, Kim will continue to protect and safeguard her child's well-being as any parent would."
A hearing has been set for May 4th where a judge will decide if the voicemail will affect Alec's custody rights.
Ireland totally leaked it. She has her eye on stardom. I see it!
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Murphy Brown
It was previously reported that Melanie B aka Scary Spice named her daughter Fortuna Daphne Bay. Luckily, that isn't the name she settled on. Melanie has officially named her "The Daughter of Eddie Murphy." No, she named her Angel Iris Murphy Brown.
Candice Bergen would be so pleased!!!
Eddie has denied he's the daddy and wanted a DNA test. Melanie is pretty sure he's the daddy, so sure that he put his name on the birth certificate.
Murphy Browns has a sister Phoenix Chai Latte (seen above with Melanie).
Source: Metro
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Thieving Lohan
A source told Star Magazine that Lindsay Lohan is proud of the fact that she stole $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories from her old pal, Laura Hastings. The source claims that on April 15th Lindsay stopped by Lauren's house, but Lauren was on a shoot in Texas. Lauren's house sitter let Lindsay in after she told her that she left some clothes there.
Lauren is a model and has a closet full of designer crap. Lindsay strolled into her bedroom and with the help of her bodyguard took $10,000 worth of clothes, purses and shoes and dropped them into her trunk.
When Lauren returned home the next day she found that she'd been robbed. She immediately texted (does anyone call anymore?) Lindsay and demanded her crap back or she'd go to the police.
The source said that Lindsay was at Hyde with Nicole Richie and girlfriend Samantha Ronson when she got the text and started laughing and passed it around.
The source said, "Lindsay just told her she was delusional and claimed Lauren didn't know what she was talking about. She insisted the items weren't stolen because they did belong to her. Then she'd laughed to her friends about it. She thought the whole thing was hysterical,"
Nicole joined in on the fun and texted Lauren that they would return the clothes after they cut them up, because Lauren was so fat. Nicole also told her that she'd regret going to the police.
Here's a pic of Lauren , bitch ain't fat, but she used to date DJ AM.
All these people really suck at life. With the MySpace fueds, texting wars and clothes stealing...you'd think they were still in Junior High. FUCK! Hollywood is just a giant Junior High School without delicious pizza days.
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