Thursday, April 26th 2007

Baked Beans!

 
Hugh Grant was arrested in London for throwing a can of baked beans at a paparazzi photographer.  The paparazzi also claimed Hughey kicked him and told him he hopes his children die of Cancer.
 
This all started when the photographer was in the neighborhood taking pictures of  Elizabeth Hurley. She lives near Hugh. When Hugh showed up the photographed asked him to smile for the cameras and that's when he flipped out.
 
Hugh was arrested and taken to the police station for questioning. He was later released. His rep said that Hugh did not make those comments about the photographer's children.
 
Baked beans! Damn, don't waste those Hugh! Cook them up with some bacon and you got yourself a delicious meal. Hey, at least he wasn't arrested for getting it on with a hooker again.
 
This arrest is almost respectable!  
 
Thanks Laura
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 26th 2007

Celebrities Should Not Drive

 
Another day, another celebrity DUI! This time it was Eve! She was driving around Hollywood in her gold Maserati (GROSS) when she smashed into the center divider. She completely totaled her pricey automobile.
 
She was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Witnesses told TMZ that she was upset. She also had two other passengers in the car with her.
 
You can also head on over to TMZ to watch the video. 
 
Do Maseratis have backseats? How can three people total fit up in there? The funny thing is, Eve has an album coming out this Summer. Hmmm...a little pre-publicity to get her name back in the game?
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 26th 2007

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for April 25th!!!

 
After Rosie announced she's leaving the View, she and Joy try one last time
to kill Elisabeth. - Malibu
 
Runner-up:
 
When Becky-Sue heard the tornado sirens, she ran for shelter under the
biggest things in the trailer. - Deb
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 26th 2007

Hot Slut of the Day!

 
 
Click here to see his video! This ho is unbelievable.
 
For Lisa 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 26th 2007

Birthday Sluts

Melania Trump (37)
Channing Tatum (27)
Jordana Brewster (27)
Tom Welling (30)
T-Boz (38)
Jet Li (44)
Michael Damian (45)
Joan Chen (46)
Carol Burnett (74)

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 25th 2007

The Photoshop Awards: JLo & Skeletor

 
Eff Photoshop! This is a straight-up black velvet painting!
 
Thanks thenameisfinger
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 25th 2007

Madonna is a Hypocrite BITCH!

 
This is what Madonna said about American Idol in 2004.
 
“I think it’s bad. I don’t like them. I think people are obsessed with other people’s failures or heartaches and I think it gives people a certain kind of a thrill to watch them [contestants on ‘Idol’] go down.”
 
And guess who's going to be on American Idol tonight whoring herself out?
 
Madge's rep confirms, but said it's "only a pre-taped message"
 
Madonna has been added to the "Idol Gives Back" charity show tonight. A bunch of other hos are on. I'm too lazy to list.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 25th 2007

Top Chef

 
I haven't seen Gwen Stefani's current tour, so I don't know the context of these costumes, but did homegirl lose it?  She looks like a character from "The Wiggles." Methinks this is a case of too many cooks in the kitchen, literally.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 25th 2007

To Catch a Predator Starring Miss America

 
The current Miss America, Lauren Nelson, recently went undercover in New York to catch pedophiles. Officers created a profile of a 14-year-old using Lauren's pictures from when she was that age. SICK!
 
The special will be shown on "America's Most Wanted" this Saturday. Lauren went into chat room and pretended to be 14 and lured men to a home in Long Island. 4 men were caught and they agreed to meet with Lauren where she posed with them and signed autographs.  Ok not that last part.
 
She said, "I got to chat online with the predators and made phone calls, too. I would say I'm a 14-year-old female from Long Island. Sometimes they would say, 'You're too young, sorry,' which is exactly what needs to happen, but some would continue chatting. It would only take a matter of time before it got pretty explicit."

"The story was that they knew I was 14, and I told them I was cutting school to meet with them. I stood outside on the porch, and I would say, 'Hi' to them and wave them inside. "(The next) part was very scary, but the police were all over the place. I was nervous, of course, but it was a very controlled environment, very safe."

I'm all for catching the pedos, but did she really need to send her real pictures? Wouldn't it kind of gross you out to think of a nasty man jacking off to pictures of you when you were young? Don't answer that.

Miss America is saving the world!!!!!

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 25th 2007

Would You Hit It?

 
Oh damn! There's a wig in the house! Here's Donny Osmond and his pet cat in concert last night in NYC. He has an album out night filled with 70s love songs. I think that dead cat is probably from the 70s too.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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