Posh Beckham landed in Los Angeles yesterday and let her nipples do the leading. Those things are so wonky. I'm so confused. What's that white band underneath them? Is that to pull them up or something? Why bother! And why are her nipples practically poking up at the sun. Too many questions and I'm really too gay to be dealing with this.

 

Source: Flynet

 

 

 

 

 

BEAT ALERT! Remember Jessica Sierra? She was an "American Idol" finalist that took her talents to Hooters in Florida. No joke. Well, she was arrested around 2am on Sunday at the Hyde Park Cafe in Tampa, FL. Bitch smashed a glass over a man's head gashing his eye open.

 

She's all elegance that one.

 

She was arrested for battery. The police said, “Sierra was not cooperative with police, she was belligerent, kicking at back window when she was placed in the patrol car, and warned several times if she didn’t stop kicking, she would be placed in leg constraints."

 

She was later released on $11,500 bond.

 

Homegirl looks used and abused. A Dlisted reader said she also had coke on her. Coke? More like METH! She has the face of a 45-year-old truck stop hooker looking for her next fix!

 

Source: MyFox Tampa

 

 

 

Fuggie Fug was one of the co-hosts of the MTV Video Music Awards in Australia along with the Madden douches. It looks like she spent a lot of time picking our her ensembles and unfortunately it didn't work out. I've seen hotter outfits at the clearance rack of the Salvation Army. I mean...I've heeeeard there are better outfits.

 

High-waisted neon?! WTF? She probably wants to piss in peace without bitches gawking at the stain. She's not going to make the same mistake twice. 

 

 

 

 

Coachella has gone to the dogs, literally. Mischa Barton is a purty girl, but she suffers from fashion overdrive. I don't know why she bothers, shopping? She's going to wear what someone tells her to wear anyway. The crazy homeless woman that walks the streets of NYC in a trash bag gown like she was on a catwalk has more fashion sense than this ho.  

 

 

 

 

Tonight was the MTV Awards in Australia and Nicole Richie was there, because her boyfriend's brother is boning some Australian chick. So that sort of makes her an Aussie, I guess? Anyway, she looks better than she did yesterday. The dress however belongs on a roach. A pretty roach, don't worry.

 

 

 

What happened to David Boreanaz's hair? They don't make hairless Italians, so he must've shaved that shit off. He totally has chicken chest, but I'd still get down with that.

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry make me sick. Beautiful and in love. Halle threw her man a surprise party last night. I'm not sure what the surprise was, but there's no way I'd let a man that hot out of my house. I'd chain his ass up and make him my hot prisoner.

 

Anyway, glad she's happy and beautiful and blah blah blah blah blah blah 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Page Six is reporting that shortly after Anna Nicole Smith's funeral, Larry Birkhead immediately signed a $1 million deal with NBC. Larry has been seen on "Access Hollywood" almost nightly and also on Bravo and "The Today Show."

 

Bravo confirmed they have an exclusive deal with Larry, but won't discuss the details.

 

Larry is traveling home to Los Angeles with Dannielynn Hope this week aboard Bravo's private jet for another exclusive interview.  

 

Damn, doing ANS without a condom was the best thing Larry ever did. It's like winning the lottery!