Wednesday, May 2nd 2007
Britney's Triumphant Return...or...Something
Britney Spears returned to the stage last night at the House of Blues in San Diego. It's the first stop in her 4-city tour. BreatheHeavy reports that she took the stage 2 hours late performing at around 10pm. She wore a white mini-skirt and a black wig. She had 4 female, blonde dancers with her.
The set consisted for 5 songs and lasted 20-minutes. She went through:
Baby One More Time
I'm a Slave 4 U
Breathe on Me
Do Somethin'
Toxic
During "Breathe on Me" she brought Howie Day onstage and the other girls sort of did a sexy dance around him. She lip-synced the entire set. Brit and company are expected to play Anaheim tonight, Sunset Blvd. tomorrow and Las Vegas on Sunday.
She didn't say a word to the audience.
Click here to see some video taken by reader Kristi!
I'm glad Britney is back or whatever, but 20-minutes of lip-syncing?! Some dumb hos paid nearly $150 for these seats! Oh well, I guess in this case you don't get what you pay for!
Wednesday, May 2nd 2007
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 1st!!!
Next on Dancing with the Tards... - ohmy
Runner-up:
smokey- Daaaaaaaaaamn, Deebo you got knocked the fuck out! - spankmyfrank
Wednesday, May 2nd 2007
Birthday Sluts
David Beckham (32)
Brooke Hogan (19)
Jenna von Oy (30)
The Rock (35)
Stephen Daldry (46)
Christine Baranski (55)
Bianca Jagger (62)
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
Then or Now: When Were They Hotter?
Alexis Arquette in 1998 or Alexis Arquette last night at the premiere of her film "She's My Brother" at Tribeca?
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
Brit Brit is San Diego Bound
There were rumors this morning that Britney Spears' secret shows were cancelled. It looks like they weren't, because Brit and a load of dancers are San Diego bound. They are scheduled to perform at The M+M's at the House of Blues tonight.
Tickets are still available for tonight's show. Tickets are on eBay for other shows including tomorrow's show in Anaheim and are fetching almost $500! Suckers.
Oh Britney may the talent Gods be with you tonight. I really wish I was San Diego for this. I'd have to get so drunk though just to deal with her screaming fans. Does she have those anymore?
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer
This hot bitch right here may become the world's smallest pooch. He's a long-haired chihuahua named Tiny Dancer and he comes from Orlando, FL. He's only 11-months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall.
According to Guinness the smallest dog in the world was Danka form Slovakia, but he died. Tiny Dancer will have to wait until June 8th when he turns 1 to officially claim the title.
Height is measured from the dog's feet to his shoulders.
TD's owner, Jenny Gomes, said that when he was born doctors wanted to euthanize him because of they feared health problems. Jenny named him after the Garth Brooks version of Tiny Dancer and not Elton John's version. HAH!
4-inches?! He's smaller than most dicks. That means I could deepthroat that bitch easy. I just hope Jenny doesn't let TD sleep in the bed with her or it's curtains for him!
Source: Orlando Sentinel
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
How is This Woman Almost 50?!
Whatever dead baby cream Jennifer Tilly is using please sign me up for a lifetime supply. Jennifer turns 50 next year and if you told me she was 30, I'd believe you! I don't think she's gone under the knife, so I'm not sure what it is! I also hear she's an awesome poker player. Here she is at a celebrity game this past weekend.
Damn, she's hot.
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
Coming to America
Dannielynn Hope Birkhead is in America for the first time. She arrived in Louisville, Kentucky with her daddy this afternoon to visit his family. Larry and Danni are causing a media frenzy with cars and helicopters already chasing them. No word on how long they stay, but they will eventually go to Los Angeles.
Access Hollywood has been with the duo the whole time. You can visit their site to see footage of DanniHope moving! I know, exciting stuff. Try not to piss yourself.
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
Kelly Clarkson's "Never Again"
Kelly Clarkson's first single "Never Again" off her third album is at best, lukewarm. The video isn't god awful, but she shouldn't try the sexy. It isn't her thing. Hopefully, her album will bring better tracks.
We'll probably still here this song over and over again on various commercials and The CW shows.
I'll never break up with "Since U Been Gone." She should just do a cover of that.
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