Saturday, May 5th 2007
Only Two More Seasons of LOST
Kristin at E! is reporting that ABC will announce this week that LOST will end in two more seasons. Producers and writers of the hit show needed to set an exact end date to work out current plots and characters. The rumor is that there's only two more seasons left, but Kristin says that number is up in the air.
In other LOST news the next season won't air until January so that the network can air back-to-back new episodes. Kristin also says that the current season finale will reveal a "massive, mind-blowing, cast-related game-changer."
Please don't let them reveal that they are currently living in HELL. That would be a total cop-out and please let them bring back Michelle Rodriguez. That ho was for real.
Anyway, I think this is a good idea. It's better for a TV show to go out with a bang rather than stick around for too long.
Saturday, May 5th 2007
Harry Morton Sues Jane Doe
Lindsay Lohan's ex-piece, Harry Morton, is suing a person he doesn't know. No, I mean he really doesn't know this person. Like not even a name. Harry filed a lawsuit against a "Jane Doe" claiming that this person created a fake MySpace using his name and likeness. He said the person posted nude photographs of one of his friends (Shanna Moakler) and a false statement that she had AIDS.
Little Harry said he suffered emotional distress and lost business. He runs the "Pink Taco" restaurant chain.
I posted the MySpace fight between fake Harry Morton and Shanna Moakler where he posted a picture of her and said her MySpace blog has AIDS.
Harry said he's working with MySpace to find the identity of the faker. Good luck Harry! And how the hell did he lose business over this?! The faker said Shanna Moakler's blog had AIDS not him!
Source: TMZ
Saturday, May 5th 2007
Kentucky Hotness
In addition to the doucheness of KFed (below) there was a little hotness at the Stuff Magazine party for the Kentucky Derby last night. Scott Speedman who is always hot brought the fine factor up. Jason Lewis was also there, but homie is looking old. The tux is a little much and he's turning into a cheeseball.
And because I'm becoming obsessed with her, Jennifer Tilly and her boyfriend were there. I still can't get over the fact that she's 48!!!
Saturday, May 5th 2007
Kentucky Trash
It's Kentucky Derby time! KFed is in town for what I don't know. He attended a Stuff Magazine party hosted by one of Britney Spears' "Crossroads" co-stars, Taryn Manning. These two look used and abused! You know they did it underneath the buffet table.
What the hell is KFed doing there? Did they have to import douches to meet their quota in Kentucky?
Saturday, May 5th 2007
Hot Slut of the Day!
Ed. Note - I couldn't find a picture of his hot ass, so unfortch wonky's in it!
Saturday, May 5th 2007
Birthday Sluts
Henry Cavill (24)
Danielle Fishel (26)
Craig David (26)
Tina Yothers (34)
Richard E. Grant (50)
Kurt Loder (62)
Roger Rees (63)
Friday, May 4th 2007
Paris Hilton Will Go to Jail!
A judge has just ordered Paris Hilton to 45 days in the clink for violating her probation. She begins serving on June 5th and if she doesn't serve onor before then she will get 90 days. The judge said she must do all the time and it not allowed a work release, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She will serve at a woman's jail in Lynwood, CA.
There is justice in this world!!!!
TMZ reports that Wonky blamed her pr whore, Elliot Mintz, for telling her that her license was not suspended. The judge told her that she signed a document stating that her license was suspended for 4 months. She said she didn't know what she was signing, she just signed it.
Before the judge's ruling she cried and told the court ""I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all."
Unfortch, the judge was a hot ho and didn't buy any of her dumb excuses. He also didn't like when she blamed her handlers.
Her parents were also in the room and Kathy is apparently very upset. AHAHAHAHAH! Their pain is my joy! Bitch got what she deserved.
Hopefully someone in the slammer will give her another wonk eye to the match the one she already has!
Bonus! While waiting for the judge's ruling I was bored and googled "paris hilton vagina" and look what I got on the second page. Genius! Click here to see, but it's extremely NSFW! I don't even know if it's safe for humans! But it is basically what you get when you deal with her vagina!
Friday, May 4th 2007
High Waisted & Sequined
Behold the new Princess of fug fashion! We get it Mischa Barton, you love to look as hideous as possible. Disco is dead! It really is, but Mischa really can't let go. High-wasted, sequined pants?! What is the meaning of this! I can't even talk about the face. She was at the same event as Rachel Zoe , so maybe the life was sucked out of her.
Upon looking at these photos Liza Minnelli is going through her closet right now to make sure all her pants are in check.
Friday, May 4th 2007
Michelle Rodriguez Claims She Doesn't Like the Snatch
Curve Magazine supposedly printed some article which states that Michelle Rodriguez was coming out as a beaver eater. The magazine actually never states this, but for some reason the rumor started. MRod decided she needed to speak out on her website . She says:
As far as rumors go of me coming out, I guess curve magazine took it upon themselves to out me on the premise of their own suspicions. Whatever, I'm not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love I'm never going to shun, disrespect or neglect anybody who shows me genuine non-psychotic Love.If I were Ellen I may get away with: ' The I'm Gay' level of exposure, but I'm not a comedian, I like men; ( real One's Anyway) and I've only bin in this business for 7 years not 20. Years of recognition can give a person lots of leverage especially if you have many years of positive recognition under your belt. There are certain things that can close doors between a celebrity and certain audiences. Especially in a world where walls are constantly being put up by people seeking comfort and groups to belong to. There is so much out there, over-saturation of music, media, Agenda News, war, political drama, high school prom drama, image drama, religion drama, Bully drama. All this drama is caused by one thing, not understanding the true meaning of communication and the real power behind it. It's tough to learn, I'm working on it myself, but when people come out of nowhere and put words in my mouth or call me Gay, they should really think for one second How they could truly affect my life by doing such things. You don't know what producer, director, would be husband or future audience member may be influenced by these opinions and media content.
Strictly dickly?! Yeah, right. I can spell the pussy on her bref from here! It's her business if she wants to come out or not, but she goes on and on about "being outed." Couldn't she just say that she's a meat eater? Lesbians are so wordy!
Friday, May 4th 2007
Jay-Z's Story is Not Finished Yet
I got a few e-mails proclaiming that Jay-Z was in a plane crash and went down "La Bamba" style. I checked my trusty TMZ to find out the deets:
TMZ has confirmed that a small plane registered to a citizen of Dublin, GA crashed near Asheville, NC in the Smoky Mountains. The FAA tells TMZ that the four-seat propeller plane did go down this morning, but could not provide any additional details.
Sources tell TMZ that he is on his way to Vegas this weekend to take in the Mayweather - de la Hoya fight.
First of all, Jay-Z flies prop?! His luggage maybe, but not him. Luckily, TMZ cleared things up and let a bitch know it wasn't Jay-Z but "three white men."
Jigg wha?! Naw, it's not his time to go. He hasn't gotten Beyonce knocked up and left her ass for a younger woman breaking her heart and ruining her forever. Once this happens, he's free to go.
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