Thursday, May 10th 2007
Blake Lives Another Day!
Not surprisingly, LaKiki was voted out of "American Idol" after she found herself in the bottom with Blake. Even though Blake sucked balls he wasn't voted out. That leaves Melinda DoLots and Jordin joining Blake in the Final 3 which means this crap is almost over!
Last night, Ryan Gaycrest also announced a new spin-off show called "The Great American Band Search." It's basically like Idol, but for bands. Great!! I'm guessing this is going to make the Eurovision Song competition look like a night at the Grammys.
I'm still saying Blake's stupid beat-boxing ass is going to take this.
Don't worry about LaKiki. She'll probably play Effie White in every single production of Dreamgirls from Topeka to Thailand.
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Model What?!?
Crisilla Crossland is one of Britney Spears' new dancers and she says she's seen Britney's buzz cut and claims "it looks great." Paid to say it!
She also took it a step further by lying saying, "She looks so good she should model!"
Model what?! Wal-Mart?! 7-Eleven?! Exxon?!
Crisilla also said that Brit jokingly asked them to cut their hair. They all laughed, but nobody took her up on the offer.
If it looks "so great" why doesn't she show the world. I'm sure it looks a lot better than jizz-stained wigs and hats from those tourist shops in the Caribbean.
Source: People - Image: SplashNewsOnline
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Facelifts Fall Fast
49-year-old Melanie Griffith was photographed yesterday shopping in Malibu. Mel didn't seem to have 10-pounds of make-up as usual, so we got to see the canvas underneath the masterpiece. She shouldn't look that wrinkly! Doesn't she get pulled for days. Oh Melanie, stop the smoking and you'll be fine. Homegirl apparently smokes like a chimney.
Mel's husband, Antonio Banderas, told reporters recently that he's asked her to stop going under the knife. He said, "I said to her, 'I want to see you growing old and I will grow old with you too, and I don't care. I like her the way she is. Wrinkles are beautiful." Not those wrinkles! Those legs look like they belong to Estelle Getty!
Melanie should chat up with Jennifer Tilly , because they are both the same age, but Jenny looks like Mel's daughter!
Source: Daily Mail
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Becks Wants Nets
David Beckham shot a commercial asking for more mosquito nets to help stop the spread of Malaria in Africa and other countries. Errr....nets? Can't that bitch just buy nets for everyone? How much could a "net" be? $1?
Malaria is the #1 killer of children under five in Africa taking more than 1 million lives a year. So buy those nets!!!
Actually they should just send Posh over there as some sort of "Scarecrow." Mosquitos will see her dead-looking ass and immediately think there's not any fresh blood around!
Thursday, May 10th 2007
The "Best" Thing for Lindsay Lohan
It looks like things are quietly heating up between Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best. Sources say they have been dating on and off for a while now and they sort-of made it public at last night's Nylon Magazine party in NYC.
A source said at The Box in NYC the other night "Lindsay was snogging Calum and licking his face, they were all over each other. He was drinking beer but she seemed to be drinking water from a bottle - if that's what it was." Licking his face? He probably dropped a little coke on his cheek.
In other Lohan news...White Oprah of course joined her daughter last night's party. Why can't she just go away?!? White Oprah being the dumbass she is asked Jane Fonda at the premiere of "Georgia Rule" the other night what advice she had for "her daughter." Jane had been critical of Lindsay's behavior last year so it was a dumb thing for WO to ask. Jane said, "If you screw it up now, you don't get another chance!"
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Slaughtering JLo
Skeletor has urged his wife, JLo, to beef up her security after several "death threats" have been arriving to their doorstep. Animal rights groups want to see the fur lover "killed in public and slaughtered like the animals whose fur she wears."
Skeletor apparently hired two off-duty coppers to protect his booty. JLo's rep shoots down the claims. Peta however said, "All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn't need."
Those animal rights hos are straight-up NUTS! If I was a celebrity I wouldn't wear fur for that reason alone! They will hunt you down and skin you alive. It would kind of take the a long time to slaughter her ass. I mean she is all meat.
Source: NYDN
Thursday, May 10th 2007
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 9th!!!
Apparantly you CAN get blown too much. - Madam S
Runner-up:
On the phone to salesman:
"Goddammit, you said it would arrive in a discreet brown paper package!!" - Sweetas
"Goddammit, you said it would arrive in a discreet brown paper package!!" - Sweetas
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Hot Slut of the Day!
Mocha the Hamster
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Thursday, May 10th 2007
Birthday Sluts
Bono (47)
Kenan Thompson (29)
Leslie Stefanson (36)
David Fincher (45)
Victoria Rowell (47)
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
Meth Teeth
Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we? I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble. Anyway! The truth hurts and it had to be said. She could easily have that gap filled in with like a chiclet or one of those wedding mints or something. Bitch has no shame.
Here's Amy and her equally raunch boyfriend in NYC last night.
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