Britney Spears seemed happy while leaving a spa in Los Angeles yesterday with SPF and her only friend and cousin, Allie. I'm thinking that Britney Spears will be the #1 costume this Halloween. Just grab a tablecloth, cheap cowboy hat, a ratty wig and some aviators and you're good to go! SPF is growing on me.

 

Allie looks miseeeeerable.... 

 

 

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Bitch don't you know you're orange!?! Looking like a pumpkin just shot a wad all over your face is not a hot look. I don't understand why these chicks including Xtina love to look like slutty carrots. I mean her fugly ass man has normal color, why can't she?!

 

Here's these two fugly fugs out in Los Angeles last night.

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

It took them awhile! Neighbors of Leonardo DiCaprio are suing his ass for a basketball court he built back in 2004. The couple say that the court is effing up their backyard pool. Rich people are so picky!

 

E! reports:

 

Ronald and Joan Linclau are seeking at least $250,000 in damages for trespass, removal of lateral and subjacent support of land, and nuisance, according to court documents filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

When DiCaprio installed the court several years ago, the complaint states, the construction extended onto the Linclau's property, destabilizing the slope behind their house and resulting in the removal of some of their plants.

The suit does not mention whether the pool itself was harmed or merely endangered.

DiCaprio, meanwhile, knew that the work was going to affect his neighbors' property, ignored their demands to stop and has refused to pay for any of the damage, according to the Linclaus.

Leo had no comment.  Whatever happened to good ole' figuring things out like adults. Everyone is suing each other's asses these days! Sue! Sue! Sue! These people should handle things the rational way by beating the shit out of him! That's the REAL American way!

 

 

 

45-year-old Sheryl Crow has confirmed on her website that she's adopted a 2-week-old boy she's calling Lance Sucks. Ok, no she's not calling him Lance. She named him Wyatt after her father. The child was made in the USA and her rep won't give anymore details.  

 

Buying American, eh? This may be the start of a new trend. That being said, congrats to horsey and her new pony!

 

Source: People

 

 

 

 

 

One crazy fan tried to get herself a piece of Prince at concert in London. Prince invited some hos onstage and this chick took it a step further by trying to rape his ass! The look on Prince's face is priceless. He's totally saying "I don't like fish! I'm strictly dickly." Wait! Is that the chick from the Akon scandal?!

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan was on Martha Stewart this morning not wearing a bra and taking a verbal beating from Martha. Martha basically goes on and on about how Blohan is a "party girl" and "goes out every night." She even asks Lindsay if she eats! Lindsay basically says she doesn't go out every night and she's not a party girl. It's funny, because after the taping of this show (taped yesterday) Blohan went out!

 

Martha is really hot and should replace White Oprah as Lindsay's mother. Obviously, she cares more for her.

 

Gawker has put together the best moments! 

 

Here's Blohan today leaving NYC with her new boy-toy Calum Best.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bruce Willis says that comments he made in 2003 were taken out of context. Bruce was quoted as saying that he would "give $1 million to anyone who caught Saddam Hussein." Look like someone came looking for the dough, because he said:

 

"It's not that it's not true - that was said metaphorically. It was taken out of context. I said it thinking my words would not be quoted in public. Anybody would be insane to say that. I'm not going to reach into my pocket and take a million dollars out and say bring me the head of someone. It's crazy."

"Once again, I got f--ked... The press are everywhere. They pay money for sh-t famous people say like that. So this'll all be taken as fact - that Bruce, in 2003, offered a reward for finding Saddam Hussein."

George Bush's stupid ass probably came a looking for the cash. 

Source: Starpulse