Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have split up according to her rep. She claims they broke-up two months ago after a year of dating, but Denise decided to keep it private for the time being. She's so caring. 

 

Her rep said, "Denise and Richie broke up two months ago."

 

A friend of Denise's said "they didn't want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful."

 

Denise was probably trying to get a weekly tabloid to pay her for the ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE story. I know how that man-stealer works!

 

Source: InTouch Weekly - Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

Ewan McGregor has become a "huge" fan of underwear that enhances the package by lifting and supporting. Ewan was caught buying a large order of AussieBum's "Wonderjock" panties. He was only caught, because they had to run a credit check due to the large order.

 

The owner of AussieBum said, "We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check.

"The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to a modern man. The Wonderjocks were originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us,'Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?'"

I thought Ewan already had a large one. He wants it to look even larger? That works for me. I'm also pretty sure Ewan paid for those panties by letting AussieBum drop his name. AB should also send some to Cisco Adler. Bitch needs all the help in the world lifting those nuts from his knees.

Source: SFGate 

Thanks Chic

 

 

Bud Bundy arrested - IBBB 

 

Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher to star in a romantic reality show - ICYDK 

 

ScarJo isn't shallow - VH1 Blog 

 

Embarassing beach moments - Popbytes 

 

Posh doesn't mind being a desperate housewife - INO 

 

ABC doesn't pick-up Football Wives - SOW 

 

Drea de Matteo is knocked up and pissed off - Glitterati

 

 

 

Foxy Brown's drivers license is suspended, so homegirl shouldn't even be driving. A woman in Brooklyn claims that Foxy almost ran over her baby last week. The woman says the alleged incident went down at the corner of Underhill Ave. and Prospect Place. She said Foxy in a silver Range Rover cut her off at the crosswalk almost taking down her and her baby in a stroller.

 

The woman said, "I jumped back, pulling the stroller, and yelled at the driver, 'You should watch where you're going! She cursed at me and proceeded to drive down Prospect Place. I called the police, but they said that they couldn't do anything because she didn't actually hit me." 

 

Foxy is currently on probation for attacking two manicurists two years ago in Manhattan. 

 

Maybe Foxy didn't hear her screams of terror? Isn't Foxy supposed to be deaf or something? That woman is lucky  Foxy didn't get out of the car and beat her down. Homegirl has major anger issues.

 

Source: Gatecrasher

 

 

 

 

Sarah Harding is a member of the UK girl's group Girls' Aloud and is also a notorious drunk. She said she "admires" Liam Gallagher for being a drunk ass fool and refusing to go to rehab.

 

She said, "Only pussies go to rehab. I'm a bit of a geezer-bird, but I don't drink pints."

"I had an altercation with my handbag, couldn't see and I just hit the ground."

An "altercation" with her handbag?! Drunk mess was probably having a conversation with it! She was probably drunk when she said "rehab was for pussies." 

Source: Female First

 

 

Child abuse!!!! Can't you see that little girl thinks that Big Foot has come to take her away?! Damn, that's scary.

 

David Gest with Sinitta (I have no idea who that is) have been named ambassadors of The Caudwell Children's Charity in London. Liza's ex means well, but that face shouldn't be around children, small animals...hell...it shouldn't be around any living thing!

 

 

 

 

Joe's prisoners wear old-time prison outfits and are forced to work in a chain-gang picking up trash on the side of the road. Joe said he would love the publicity and also make sure Paris serves her entire 45-day sentence.

 

Joe for President! Unfortunately, this will never EVER happen. I do like Joe's thinking, but we need to take it a step further. Let's send Paris to Iraq and send her to capture Osama Bin Laden! This would make a thrilling Simple Life 5!

 

Source: National Ledger 

Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

Britney Spears almost lost her wig while making her way to her second home, Millenium Dance Studio. Brit quickly grabbed for the blonde polyester mop when she felt it slipping off. DAMN! So close! That would've made my day, week and possibly month!

 

Britney is also gearing up to play the House of Blues in Orlando, FL after a string of mini-gigs in California. Tickets went on sale this morning for the May 19th show.  I wouldn't waste my dough on that if I was you. Tickets are only $35, but use that for a fried chicken dinner. You'd be staring at the same thing either way.

 

And in more Britney news JJ has been spotted! Fuzzy pictures of Brit's elusive younger son have been caught by x17. He looks like a mini SPF. I really thought he was half black, half tard or something scandalous. I mean why else would Britney be keeping him under wraps!?

 

 

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Cameron Diaz and Criss Angel were spotted on a "romantic" date last night in Las Vegas according to People Magazine . The two fugs met this past weekend at the Vh1 Rock Honors. Last night they had dinner at Prime Steakhouse then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE. How sweet!

 

A source said, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy." 

 

Cameron was supposed to leave Vegas on Sunday, but decided to stay after meeting Criss.

 

Finally Cameron has found a man that is equal to her in fugliness. They can also share the same colorist!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sly Stallone pleaded guilty in Australia today for bringing the human-growth hormone Jintropin into their country. The muscle-enhancing hormone is banned in their country. Sly did not appear in court, but said:

 

Sly will be sentenced next week and is expected to pay a fine of $36,000 and serve zero jail time.

 

He was caught with Jintorpin last February when entering their country. Officials also visited his hotel room to search for the hormone and found that Sly had thrown the rest of his supply out the window.

 

Can they also charge him for being "FREAKY IN THE FACE?" I mean, his mug is a danger to society!

 

Source: Canada.com