"The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to a modern man. The Wonderjocks were originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us,'Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?'"
I thought Ewan already had a large one. He wants it to look even larger? That works for me. I'm also pretty sure Ewan paid for those panties by letting AussieBum drop his name. AB should also send some to Cisco Adler. Bitch needs all the help in the world lifting those nuts from his knees.
"I had an altercation with my handbag, couldn't see and I just hit the ground."
An "altercation" with her handbag?! Drunk mess was probably having a conversation with it! She was probably drunk when she said "rehab was for pussies."
Source: Female First