Avril Lavigne on her way to a minstrel show - Mollygood 

 

The sexiest celebrity dudes of summer are the usual suspects - INO 

 

Haggard Ryan takes her daughter out - ICYDK 

 

Farrah Fawcett's cancer has returned :( - SOW 

 

Howie Day is back in rehab - Celebitchy

 

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best are already fighting like wild animals and they've only been dating for a few weeks. Lindsay is apparently pissed off about Calum's wandering eye. Sources say that Lindsay wasn't that upset at the rumors that Calum made out with a chick last week in the Bahamas with Linds in the next room, but his behavior on Sunday night set her off. Calum apparently collected phone numbers from hot chicks when Linds wasn't looking.

 

The two launched into a screamfest on Monday night in front everyone at the SoHo Grand Hotel. A spy said, "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room." 

 

Lindsay's friends have been telling her to send Calum packing.

 

HoHan you've gotten the dick now send him off. Calum is just an English KFed.  This chick seriously needs to clean house. Drop all her friends, drop her dude and drop White Oprah!

 

Source: Page Six

Image: Splash

 

  

 

 

Minnie Driver is the latest victim of an unfortunate make-up job. She looked like the walking dead at the premiere of "My Blueberry Nights" in Cannes last night and looked like she could've used a blueberry muffin. Didn't she learn anything from Cate Blanchett?

 

 

 

 

Producers of Bond 22 are reportedly courting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to be the first ever twin Bond girls. Janet Charlton reports that the creators are apparently so hard-up for the girls that they are promising them a no-nudity and no-sex-scenes clause in order to win their commitment. They also want the girls to play good girls and not villians. The twins are apparently seriously considering their offer. 

 

Shooting begins next year with Daniel Craig reprising his role as James Bond.

 

Unless they are playing two magical trolls that live inside Bond's head, I don't see how this will work. Wasn't Amy Winehouse a rumor as well?! Winehouse and the Olsens! The next Bond better take place in an Ano rehab facility if the producers are going in that direction. 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is your up-to-the-millisecond Brangelina update, because I know you can't start your day without it. Brad Pitt again played good daddy today in Prague taking Pax and Zahara to Kindergarten while Angelina works. 

 

I hate that damn hat! When I see it on Britney I cringe, when I see it on Hohan I cringe! That's the only bad thing I have to say. Zahara is slowly becoming my favorite.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's official. Ashlee Simpson is the hotter sister. How this happened, we'll never know. Ashlee's got a kick ass plastic surgeon while Chestica has Paves to thank for making her look like a fallen Las Vegas showgirl.

 

Ashlee is seen here at a Gala honoring Sumner Redstone last night. Yeah! Sumner Redstone! That sounds like a doozy. Chestica is seen here at the party for "My Blueberry Nights" in Cannes. 

 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton hasn't even stepped into a jail and she's already getting her time cut in half for good behavior. Jail officials have cut her some slack and reduced her 45 days to 23 days, because she sucked them off.

 

The L.A. County sheriff's office announced that they recognize her good behavior including showing up at her recent court date. Paris will also serve her 23-days in a special unit. These cells are specifically reserved for high-profile inmates who might otherwise be targeted by fellow prisoners. She will also get an hour a day to make phone calls, watch TV and shower. 

 

This is a vacation if you ask me. I doubt she will serve more than 2 days. She hasn't even started serving and they've already reduced it which means they will probably cut it more when she shows up to jail. I can't say I'm surprised, but I'm sure she'll even cry about this and when she gets out after 2 hours of serving she'll do the talk show circuits and talk about how hard it was.

 

Oh well! My dreams have been shattered. What else is new?!

 

Source: MTV - Image: Gallery of the Absurd

 

 

 

 

Melinda Doolittle sang her last no-neck note on American Idol as she was voted out in  SHOCKINGOMGULTRAHSOCKINGJESUSCHRISTTHEWORLDMUSTEND elimination show last night. DoLots was starting to get on my nerves, but I figured she would get her "oh shucks" ass into the finals.

 

Simon Cowell said the night before that he wanted to see her in the finals and look what he did now! Something tells me no-neck is going to be A-ok.

 

Question? Do you think she sings so well, because the notes don't have to travel as far from her stomach to her mouth..you know with her not having a neck and all? Just a theory.

 

This leaves Blake "please don't beat box" Lewis and Jordin "ugly betty" Sparks. These results are making some think that Jordin was a plant from the beginning by the producers. 

 

Click here to read the entire article, but I say it's a little far fetched.

 

 

 

 

CoCo not showing her camel toe makes all the camels in the world shed a tear. There's even a documentary about it.

 

CoCo somehow greased herself up and slithered into that ensemble for the Maxim party last night with her pimp daddy. This party was seriously battle of the silicone. Imagine CoCo and Amanda LePore trying to hug each other? I would not be the one standing in the middle left with a glob full of sticky mess. Well, I'd get the sticky mess from being so turned on.

 

 

 

Amanda Lepore proved to us and the world why she should've been Maxim's Hottest woman in the world at their party last night. Perfection from head to toe.

 

Look how that woman in the back is like mesmerized by Mandy's nipple from tranny HELL. It reminds me of when I was a kid and nothing pleased me more than popping baloons. My instincts kick in and I just want to take a needle and start a poppin!