Sunday, May 20th 2007
Her Best Look Yet
That's Fishsticks Paltrow covering her face as she picked up Apple from school in Santa Monica. She probably got my memo! Thank you Fishsticks! You've never looked better!
Fishsticks covered herself so the paps couldn't catch a photo of her or her daughter, but witnesses say that she created more attention.
"It was really odd. She couldn't see where she was going because the shawl was so tightly wrapped around their heads. They were actually drawing more attention to themselves."
That idiot! Who does she think she is? Michael Jackson?!
Source: The Daily Mail
Sunday, May 20th 2007
Didn't She Learn Anything From Ashlee Simpson?!
Britney Spears performed in Orlando last night and unfortunately things didn't go as planned. Brit and company performed the same set as they did in California, but her damn track skipped. Dlisted reader Bretty wrote in and said:
Tonight's show in Orlando at the House of Blues during "Do Somethin" Britney's track starting SKIPPING and then the vocals went out. Bitch looked like a deer caught in headlights-- looked frantically around to the backstage wings, then turned her back to the audience and kept dancing. I was totals hoping for a wig slip, but OMG wha a M.E.S.S.
That dumb ho! Lip-syncing is dangerous! I'm surprised she didn't run offstage. Damn, I really hope there's video of this mess soon. At least she didn't pull a Ashlee Simpson and do a stupid jig. Dumb Brit is still going to blame "acid reflux" on why the track skipped. Now I'm praying for a wig slip!
UPDATE - Reader Melinda has sent me the video of the mishap. It's actually not that awful. I couldn't even tell!
Sunday, May 20th 2007
Birthday Sluts
Busta Rhymes (35)
Timothy Olyphant (39)
Mindy Cohn (41)
Tony Goldwyn (47)
Bronson Pinchot (48)
Judy Kuhn (49)
Cher (61)
Joe Cocker (63)
Constance Towers (74)
Saturday, May 19th 2007
And the Emmy Goes to.....
This is the big "make-up" scene from The Simple Life 5. I'm actually sort of proud of these two. They can actually memorize lines! I've seen better acting from Whitney in "The Hills." You know what would make these scene even better? If Lindsay Lohan came careening through the window in her car and mowed down the both of them.
That would be awesome.
VIA ONTD
Saturday, May 19th 2007
Luscious Melons
Rebecca Romjin Lettuce gets the best fan letters ever. She told Conan O'Brien about one her favorites. It went a little something like this:
"'Dear Rebecca, I love to look at pictures of you and your luscious melons. I would like to see a picture of your luscious melons in a pink bikini or maybe your luscious melons in a black bikini. When's your birthday? Mine's February 2nd. What's your favourite food? Back to your luscious melons... luscious melons... luscious melons...luscious melons."
Becky said the dude went on and on about her "luscious melons." She should seriously frame that and put it over her toilet. Here's Becky and Jerry O'Connell taking a little stroll in NYC.
Story: Female First - Image: Splash
Saturday, May 19th 2007
I Vant to Suck Your Blood
It's not a fashion event without the two trolls of fashion, the Olsens! Mary-Kate and Ashley are near and dear to my heart. They are forever 6-year-old girls playing dress up. At the Chanel Cruise Collection show last night they look like they raided Elvira's closet!
They show daytime and evening looks for the modern vampiress.
Saturday, May 19th 2007
Weed Can Heal the World!
George Michael thinks that the world would be a better place if everyone smoked weed. He said, "We could sit here with any number of policemen and doctors and they would all tell you if everybody who had a dependence on alcohol changed their mind and had a dependence on weed, the world would be a much easier place to live in."
I can tell you that the Frito-Lay company would LOVE that. Funyuns would become the top selling product EVER if George's wish came true.
George also confessed to being addicted to prescription pills. He said he developed the addiction after his mother died ten years ago. "It involves prescribed drugs and it involves a dependency on them and the tendency to chase one drug with another because of side effects."
Georgie is hoping to get his life back on track. He's currently on his "25 Live" tour all over Europe.
At least he admits it. It sounds to me like homegirl needs to deal with issues beyond addiction. I still love this ho.
Source: Daily Mail
Saturday, May 19th 2007
April's HS of the Month is Alexyss K. Tylor!!
Alexyss K. Tylor has been named April's Hot Slut of the Month thanks to your vote! The Vagina Power goddess beat out Ivy Queen, Haifa Wehbe and barely beat out Nola Ochs! Thanks to all who voted!
Vagina Power!
Saturday, May 19th 2007
Cokeahontas
The picture above is a MESS! D.A.R.E could easily use this poster in their campaign and millions of kids everywhere would immediately stop using drugs and devote to their lives to Jesus. It's that scary.
Karl Lagerfeld is not alive. I think he was probably Coco Chanel's great-great-great-great-grandaddy. Anyhoo, here's the pair at that Chanel Cruise Show again.
That Chanel plane-jet-thing is soooo glamorous. NOT!
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