TMZ has the latest cover of Men's Fitness magazine with Andy Roddick on the cover. Andy's a hot bitch, but he doesn't have arms like that. How to Build Arms in 5 Easy Moves? Cut, paste, warp, clone, smooth and done! 5 easy Photoshop commands!

 

Actually, this isn't really an award, because his head is so much smaller than his body!

 

Click here to see a ton of real shirtless Andy Roddick pics!

 

 

 

Upon hearing the news that Pamela Anderson was about to arrive to the Playboy party in Cannes, Kid Rock and May Anderson headed straight for the door. I guess Kid didn't want to run into his ex and her new mysterious new dude.

 

During Pamela's one-day trip to Cannes she's been dragging some tall guy around. Knowing Pamela she probably met him on the plane, screwed him in the bathroom, had his baby in a cab and married him in town. I think they are probably divorced now! 

 

 

 

Splash

 

 

 

 

Leave it to Bai Ling to pair a white bikini with a black robe and red wine bags as lega warmers. She wore this ensemble to the photocall for her movie "Shanghai Baby" in Cannes.

 

Girlfriend's got body though.

 

 

 

Tania Derveaux is ready to give out 40,000 blowjobs to men that vote for her in the next Belgian election. Tania is currently the leading (of course) NEE party senate candidate. Tania says she will take a 500-day tour around the world and blow dudes every single day. That's about 80 dicks a day!

 

In order to receive a oral tongue bath from Tania you have to be 18 or older, wear a condom and Tania can deny you for any reason. She said, "We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes."

 

Rules, rules, rules! Her jaw will most likely fall off by dick 200. Tania doesn't realize how much nasty wang there is out there. Trust me, I've come across some. Cheese sandwich. 

 

The next Belgian election is June 5th and at least 40,000 votes are needed to start a political group.

 

That's my kind of campaign! Hey! That means Paris Hilton could run for senate in Belgium! She's probably several thousand ahead of Tania! There's a future for that twat after all!

 

 

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There are normal Hollywood couples out there...I think. Ryan Phillipe has asked for joint custody of the children he shares with Reese Witherspoon. He is also not asking for spousal support even though Reese is way richer. Reese filed for divorce last November and asked for joint custody and exclusive use of the family home.

 

They didn't sign a pre-nup, so it looks like Ryan is going to make out with some cash after all.

 

That was civil and drama free. Hmmm...maybe Reese has something over Ryan?! I once went to a drag show in L.A. and the perform swore she effed Ryan and he smelled like caca. Hah! 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Megan Fox might be hot...not sure...and the other girls of Maxim's Hot 100 - Egotastic! 

 

No more chipmunk love for John and Jessica anymore? - Holy Candy 

 

Pamela Anderson airs it out - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Kelly Brook sort of looks like Julia Roberts...I said sort of! - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Halle Berry continues to look knocked up - IDLYITW 

 

David Beckham is a fuzzy peach - Popsugar 

 

China says OK to Xtina - Hollywood Rag 

 

The Bachelor is so damn gay - Just Jared 

 

Buy a Happy Meal and you just might find some weed - Cityrag 

 

Demi Moore is still sleeping with a homeless man - ASL 

 

 

 

 

 

Britney Spears has moved passed the wigs and into the broke ass weaves. Does 7-Eleven have a salon I don't know about?! Who the hell puts that girl together in the scalp department. That thing looks like it's put together with saliva and rubber bands. This girl just doesn't have a clue.

 

Maybe before she got famous she made a pact with God that if he made her rich and famous, she'd have to promise him that she'd provide the world with laughs for the rest of her life. I mean..who would wear a DIY weave and "I Love Pink" shorty shorts together. You have to love this ho. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is random! Very random! Gabriel Byrne has blasted of all things, O Magazine! He blames Oprah for airbrushing herself and other people to death in her magazine.

 

Gabey said, "Every single picture was airbrushed. Women look at those pictures and say, 'Why don't I look like that?' and husbands say, 'Why doesn't my wife look like that at 50?'

"There's a picture of Oprah on the cover where she looks about 12. If I bought a magazine and put pictures of myself looking 19, somebody would say to me, 'Stop it'.

"I saw this hilarious as that had this woman with two tiny wrinkles by her eyes. It said, 'This is what you look like at 60.' I know nobody who looked like that even at 20."

Why would Gabey say such things? He's sort of right, but why does he care enough to actually talk about. Weird. Maybe he's in cahoots with that woman who is suing Oprah for racial discrimination, because she's white . Yeah, that's the ticket.

Source: Starpulse

 

 

 

Posh Beckham is back in Los Angeles and created a photographer frenzy when she visited a local grocery store. She probably heard how fun they are and wanted to see for herself. Field trip! Posh also kept her nips from outerspace under tight wraps. Thank you for that Posh. Finally, you are thinking of others! 

 

She however didn't shield her skeleton feet from us. Why do the skinnies always have hands and feet from hell? It's the price you pay I guess.