Broken nose my ass! Paula Abdul told a FOX News station how she "chipped" her nose over the weekend. She said she fell face flat to try and avoid killing her chihuahua, Tulip. I'm guessing that Paula's real reason for visiting the hospital was to get more Vicodin. Bitch can hardly keep her eyes open! Tulip doesn't appreciate liars Paula!
Lady Sovereign had ANOTHER breakdown onstage on Friday night where she turned up an hour late. Before she even starts her song she talks about how she's broke and going to be evicted from her apartment. She then calls some dude in the audience a "cunt" and continues to ramble on about how she hates America. Lovely, especially since you're performing in AMERICA! She then runs offstage like a cry baby.
These people have it so hard and I think Angelina Jolie should start a charity to help them. Their lives are so hard. Erase Lady Sovereign and bring on someone that's actually grateful. NEXT!
VIA Holy Moly!
"But then my sister said, 'I think you should call your father.' I called him and it turned out he is writing a book. The worst part of it was him saying, 'I meant to tell you I've been working on it.' "
Oprah said she's upset and stunned and was disappointed that she didn't hear it from her father first. The book will most likely be about how Oprah left her mother's house at 14 when she was pregnant to live with her father in Nashville.
Obviously Oprah doesn't care! She probably is helping him with it to paint herself in a "good" light. I mean she could easily tell her daddy "don't write the book and I'll buy you Vermont."
PS - That's a wax Oprah! Bet you couldn't tell the diff!