I think I'm actually going to purchase Penthouse for the first time in my life thanks to this cover. I love Tila Tequila and yes she's a hot mess, but that's the reason I love her and her fake tits.  How do you go about buying Penthouse? I need to get a homeless man to do it, because there's no way I want to be seen buying that trash! I'll buy JUGGS in daylight, but not Penthouse! 

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

Posh Beckham's reality show is going to suck so hard. It was meant for a 6-hour series and now it's been cut down to a 1-hour special . NBC will air the show on July 16th. The show will follow Posh and her move to the US. Word on the street is that her show is as malnourished as she is!

 

A NBC head said, "Viewers will get a first-hand glimpse into what it's like to be one of the most sought-after celebrities in the world.

"Victoria's every move is documented by the paparazzi, but only our cameras have been allowed inside the world of what being Victoria Beckham is really like."

Posh got a $19 million deal for the show. Hahahaha...NBC should've just shelved it or aired it on a Saturday morning at 4am. That show is probably best served with a massive hangover and a plate of chilli cheese fries.

Here's Posh looking hot at LAX yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

Kelly Clarkson has followed in Boy George's footsteps and cancelled her entire tour. She made the announcement on her official website . This comes after there were rumors that the label hated her album and wanted her to change it all.

 

She said: "I can't tell you how much I've been looking forward to getting out there to perform for y'all. In the craziness of the music business, performing is what I look forward to doing the most, so it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won't be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon.

But I promise you that we're going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better.

Thanks for all of your love and continued support."

Touring is just too much too soon means "nobody bought tickets." This album is going to be hideous I know it. Poor KC! She needs to just do the lesbian folk album her innards are yearning to do.

Thanks Mel

 

Heidi Montag continues to stage photoshoots...she needs to do Playboy already - Egotastic!

 

Nicole Richie might pregnant - Hollywood Rag

 

Cameron Diaz's timeless ass makes me sick - Hollywood Tuna

 

Kate Beckinsale looks sad, gets a little help from her man - Popsugar

 

Jessica Simpson is stalking John Mayer - IDLYITWT

 

This hot bitch dog attacks a shark - SAYOR

 

Jake Gyllenhaal has Broadway dreams - ASL

 

Angelina Jolie wears a $26 dress to her premiere - Just Jared

 

Lauren Holly shows off her nipples and her haircut from 1995 - Drunken Stepfather

 

A rundown of who's knocked up in Hollyweird - Cityrag

 

 

Did Jessica Alba get Paris Hilton's ass fired from her agency? Ok! Magazine reports that Jessica wasn't happy she had the same agent as Paris and ordered she be dropped. Apparently other A-listers followed Alba in wanting Paris out.

 

A source said, “They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris. None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist.”

“Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over. She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.”

 

Alba also showed her hate for Paris when a reporter told her that her hair in The Fantastic 4 looked like Paris Hilton's. Jessica was heard telling her handler, "Was he telling me I look like a jailbird? That was just so out of order."

 

Now if Alba can just use your bitchiness and hotness to keep Paris in jail for life! That would make her a real life superhero.

 

 

 

Demi Moore must've had an accident on her way to the YSL Cruise Collection show yesterday in Beverly Hills. Personally, I think it's sort of hot. It's the perfect "I might get my period today" dress.

 

 

 

Underneath all that make-up, fake tan and tacky clothes Brooke Hogan isn't bad looking. I mean she's a kid and she looks like a 40-year-old pre-op! I really wish she'd stop fighting her inner hotness and shed all that nonsense. She also gives good face.

 

Here's Brooke at the opening of Danny DeVito's restaurant in South Beach last night. Yeah, DeVito has a restaurant. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Britney Spears rocked two all white outfits yesterday in Beverly Hills. Britney and her only friend in the world, Allie, both changed mid-day into new frocks. TMZ reports that Britney maybe getting paid to change her clothes. If she's photographed several times in one day wearing the same outfit, a publication may only buy a few of those photos. But if she's photographed wearing a different outfit that same day, a publication will likely buy both pictures.

 

She should use that extra cash to buy better clothes. I think I've seen that white skirt being sold by an 11-year-old while waitiing to get back into California from Tijuana. There's nothing wrong with that! Brit loves a deal. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Romjin Lettuce hots it up for Bebe - The Bastardly 

 

The Olsens turn 21 - ICYDK 

 

Naomi Watts isn't too good to clean up dog shit - Mollygood 

 

Paris Hilton musical parodies never get old - SOW 

 

Jennifer Garner is the new face of Neutrogena - INO 

 

Akon sings his apology - VH1 Blog

 

 

 

I only love Megan Fox, because of THIS pic. She introduced me to David Silver's huge peen and am forever indebted to her for that.  Beyond that I'm not sure how I feel about her. I do know bitch is going to have a sex tape any day now. She's built for it and I pray David Silver's her co-star.

 

Here's Megan at the Australian photocall of "Transformers."