This is Christian Bale's new Batman suit for the upcoming sequel. Gone are the nipples and huge package. The costume designer said that his cape also doubles as a picnic blanket. Um...how can you have a picnic with hot dogs? Help that bitch out!

 

Batman doesn't come out until July 2008.

 

Source: Coming Soon

 

 

Posh is taking NYC by storm or something. She attended the launch of her sunglasses and denim collection at Saks Fifth Avenue yesterday and later was spotted in black outside the Four Seasons restaurant. Who the hell poses like that while going to dinner? This bitch is not human, but she's way hot.

 

I never really noticed her pizza-face either. Usually the 45-lbs of make-up and 30-lbs of fake tan cover that mess up. She's still the most beautiful alien on this planet.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nicole Richie has not answered to the rumors that she's knocked up with Douche Madden's baby. She's been photographed around town with a bit of bloat, but she could've just ate a lima bean or something.

 

A friend of Nicole's  said she's definitely knocked up and is hoping that a baby will keep her out of jail due to a DWI arrest. The friend said,  "Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail." Other friends are concerned that she will be able to carry the baby, because of her stick-thin figure.

 

That baby is going to be bigger than her! She better transfer that baby right now to another oven if she's pregnant.  If she is pregnant that would be awesome if they sent her to jail anyway! Nothing says useless piece of trash like being knocked up the slammer! 

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie told reporters that the reason she's a skinny bone jones is because of her mother's death back in January.

 

She said, "I've always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I've gone through a lot. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding – it's been hard to get my nutrition back on track. Instead of people saying I look like a person dealing with something emotionally, they assume it's because I want to fit into skinny jeans."

"Someone saying to me that I'm thin is not a compliment.”

She breast fed all 4 of those kids?! No wonder Maddox wasn't walking on his own until he was like 5!

Source: US Weekly

 

 

The dude suing Lindsay Lohan for crashing into his van outside The Ivy restaurant in 2005 is also suing the restaurant, because he claims bitch was drunk during the accident. The lawsuit claims that The Ivy is partly responsible for the accident, because they served Lindsay booze right before the crash. 

 

He is seeking $200,000 in damages.

 

If The Ivy served her ass shouldn't they be investigated or something? Bitch was a minor when this went down and of course she was drunk! Does homegirl do anything sober anymore? 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

Cans, Tans, and Trans: looks like a normal day in Hollywood to me. - Tonicbitch

 

 

Joe wished he had been more specific when he pulled up at the liquor store window and ordered the discount 6-pack cans - Sweetas 

 

 

 

Cynthia Rhodes

 

 

 

It's our favorite trainer again and Geri's giant. They were spotted in London again. I don't even know his name and I feel like I know him intimately. I've stared at him long enough. Who needs names? What only matters is what you feel in your heart.....or genitals.

 

That being said, he's going to eat that dog right? Like, that dog is his breakfast. Poor pooch has no idea it's walking to its death!

 

 

 

 

I love Joy Behar is standing right behind Kathy and Nicky. Joy talks so much trash on Paris and I really hope she told them what's what.  Shouldn't Kathy and Nicky be like praying for Paris since she's almost dying in jail?

 

WTH is Hasslecrack wearing?!