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No Bastard For Richie

Nicole Richie might me knocked up and might be engaged to Joel Madden. At the YSL Pool Party last week Nicole was spotted wearing a huge diamond engagement ring. She refused to talk about the ring when asked.

A source said, "It was one big rock surrounded by more diamonds." The source also said that Joel was overly attentive to her needs and both didn't drink booze which they say is a first for Nicole.

I'm enrolling that baby right now into "Feed the Children." I'm sorry, but Nicole being pregnant is kind of ridiculous. Marry the douche, but carry a baby?

Nicole is with child, Paris has found Jesus....what fucking next? Britney's going to become mormon and Lindsay is going become a straight-edged. One can only hope.

Source: Page Six

Posted by: Michael K

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Just Married

Rod Stewart married his girlfriend of 7 years, Penny Lancaster today in Portofino, Italy. The intimate ceremony was only attended by the bride, groom and two witnesses. This is the third marriage for Rod. Kimbo Stewart was spotted in Portofino earlier in the week, but her fug face made the locals sick so she was deported back to the US.

Congrats Rod! You've still got it.

PS - I don't think they wore that to their wedding. At least I hope not.

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Weddings

Hot Slut of the Day!

Bob Barker

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Hot Slut of the Day

Birthday Sluts

Joan Van Ark (64)
Diana DeGarmo (20)
John Cho (35)
Clifton Collins Jr. (37)
Arnold Vosloo (45)
Laurie Metcalf (52)
Eileen Atkins (73)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Please Keep Your Breasts To Yourself

Dear Brit Brit,

I think you are the only one left on this planet that wants you to have another wardrobe malfunction. We've seen your tits and twat. There's nothing more to show dear besides maybe some dignity. Driving down the street with your straps down will cause a 5-car pile up and not because you're hot. You are putting lives in danger and that's selfish. Please get your tanning done at Sunet Tan and not on Sunset Blvd. Also, your tits texted me earlier and they are begging for support.

xoxoxoMichael K

PS - Even if you put nonfat milk in your frap, it's still like 1500 calories. Drink with care.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

What A Pretty, Pretty Pony

Looks like Maddox got his bitches back in check. He's way too hot to touch the sidewalk. Especially NYC sidewalk. Maddox made his pretty pony take him for a little spin to Mars 2112 where he also made his pony give him quarters to play games. I like his pony.

Maddox is no joke.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Maddox

Buy This

Jennifer Aniston left a Beverly Hills salon yesterday making sure the pap got a picture of her with Smart Water. This is the same company that is paying her loads of dough for that fugly ass ads. Tacky slut!

And she's leaving a hair salon? You mean to tell me she paid for that? Not that it's bad just boring. A flowbee could've put together that mop.

Posted by: Michael K

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Jennifer Aniston

Rumer Puts Her Acting Skills To Work

Unfortunate looking Rumer Willis and her dad Bruce along with Mischa Barton have been cast in a movie called "The Sophomore."

According to The Hollywood Reporter, it's a teenage take on the movie"Chinatown." Mischa plays the most popular girl in her school who 'persuades a sophomore reporter to investigate the theft of SAT exams, but after he reveals that the school's president and top jock are responsible, a more sinister conspiracy emerges.'

Rumer is the troublemaking sidekick of Mischa's character and Bruce plays the school's princepal. Rumer has starred in movies with her parents such as "Now and Then" with her mother Demi and "Hostage" with her father.

Why didn't they cast Rumer as the popular girl?! This movie is so gonna bomb. Lets hope the ho can act considering she's failing in the looks department. Maybe this paycheck will help her get the minor adjustments she needs. She makes for one really hot lesbian though.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug

Barack Me Tonight

A crush on Obama? Amber Lee Ettinger teamed up with two dudes to make this unofficial music video for the Obama campaign. It features her in a tight t-shirt walking the streets and working a people declaring her love his ass. She even licks his photos and tells him she wants him to "Barack her tonight."

Where's Hilary's video? I think Rosie O'Donnell is working on it right now!

VIA ONTD
Thx Chic

Posted by: Michael K

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YouTubes

He Won!

The Hoff is victorious! He left a courtroom a few minutes ago and told TMZ that he won custody of his two kids. The Hoff's alleged crazy bitch wife, Pamela Bach, was seen crying in the halls of the court. She was heard telling her lawyer Debra Opri, "What am I gonna say? I just lost my kids."

Debra Opri is infamously known as Larry Birkhead's former lawyer. She's a real winner.

You know those kids are probably better off with the Hoff's drunk ass. He may be a drunk, but he's not completely insane like Pamela.

Poor kids. Angelina really should take them in. She'll be two steps closer to her goal of 14 kids.

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats