"I don't have many gay fans. Gay fans are only interested when you're 'in the closet'.

"Once you're out, they don't give a toss."

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Not surprisingly, there is no prenup between Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe. Ryan could walk away with a shit load of cash. California law states that without a prenup, cash is divided equally.

Reese made $30 million for just two movies last year. Ryan makes around $2.5 million a film. Divorce filings are only days away.

If Ryan’s alleged affair with Abbie Cornish turns out to be true, who knows if he’ll get anything.

Suddenly, Mr. Phillipe is starting to look a lot hotter and a lot bigger in the dick area. It’s funny how millions of dollars can make a dick suddenly grow a few inches.

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KFed tried to turn it out at The West Hollywood Halloween Carnival, but failed to impress. Even before the music started for his first song and current single Privilege, the boos hit. Half of the crowd filled the night air with their moans of displeasure forcing KFed to vacate the stage after only one song.

One Dlisted reader said the crowd hated his ass from the beginning and it didn't cheer until his shit was offstage. He also wore a cape which added to his douchness.

Dumb bitch needs to stick to what he does best...which is...um...err....well?

Check out TMZ to see some video.

Posh Beckham has said that the reason she got rid of her extensions had nothing to do with vanity. It seems that her fake hair kept falling out during sex with her hot-ass husband, David Beckham. Looks like he's a hair puller.

She said, "I was in the heat of passion and my hair extensions would come out - it was so embarrassing."

She actually does the deed? I didn’t think she ate nor had sex. She’s probably one of those broads that can’t take it like a champ. She’s probably always complaining about how it hurts and shit. I’m guessing David isn’t working large or else that thing would break her in three!

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Patrick Dempsey’s first wife, Rochelle Parker, is claiming in court papers that he used to rough her up during their marriage. In the documents she claims that “while we were on the set of his [1987] movie ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ he beat me up because he wanted to see what it was like to beat a woman.”

The pair married back in 1987 when he was only 21 and she was 47. They divorced 4 years later when he apparently left her for somebody else.

After making those statements last week, Rochelle is backing off. She said the statements that were made back in 1991 were false and she was told to say those things.

Homegirl is just starting trash again. She started it back in 1991 for press and now this crap. Realize it sweetheart. By the by, Can't Buy Me Love is a hot movie.

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Madge tried to pay off David Banda's daddy - TMZ

Abbie Cornish denies being a homewrecking slut - SOW

Ivanka Trump goes through men like her daddy goes through wives - People

Courtney Love channels Britney Spears - Cityrag

Foofy Foofy has almost met his goal of having 10 kids! - People

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie maybe pregnant. What's their reason? Cause homegirl ate some Mexican and is a little bloated. Oh and they also claim she's taking prenatal vitamins.

A witness who saw Angelina at the airport in India said, "When she got out of the car, she walked straight to the building, and she was messing around with the scarf, trying to cover herself with it."

Apparently, she's also not keeping down food. Big deal. I mean maybe she is pregnant, but I doubt it. Everytime a woman has a little bulge doesn't mean she's carrying a brat. Besides, she's more in the market of buying not baking.

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Tichinia Arnold is DEAD ON as Miss Jay Alexander from America's Next Top Model. Upon first seeing these pics, I really thought it was Miss Jay! I'm guessing Tisha Campbell is Tyra Banks, but I don't see it. It's a little lame that they have to carry around signs, but whatever. Props to Tichinia, cause her costume is hot shit.

Parasite Hilton attended Heidi Klum's Halloween party last night in Los Angeles and I'm guessing she just wore her normal clothes out? I mean, what the hell is it supposed to be? Besides a used up street whore. Anyway, Halloween seems to be Paris' favorite time of year. She can dress as the slutty version of her favorite characters. Basically she just wears her normal clothes with like rabbit ears or a cop hat.

She loves Halloween so much that she apparently attended at least a dozen parties. Witnesses say that Paris showed up dressed up to parties over the weekend where costumes weren't even required. A source said, "She had no awareness of people staring at her silly outfit."

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I have to hand it to Heidi Klum. Every year she goes all out for Halloween. She has people doing it for her, but still. This year her annual Halloween ball was held in Los Angeles at the Roosevelt Hotel. She was the poison apple and I'm guessing Seal was Eve. Damn, he looks fug. See, this is how you do it celebrities! Show some damn imagination. I mean Parasite just wears her damn lingerie.