Tuesday, May 15th 2007
Where Did All the Love Go?
Lily Allen wrote a song about Girls Aloud' singer and footballer wife, Cheryl Tweedy. The song's lyrics go on about how much Lily wants to look like Cheryl, because she's so perfect. I think Lily was being saracastic, because later she said nobody wants to look like Cheryl Tweedy.
Cheryl fired back by saying, “Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a dick. She’s either talking shit or talking about someone else. Asshole."
Cheryl Tweedy is so damn hot. I didn't know she had a mouth on her like that! Tacky, gorgeous and foul-mouth? I'm in love.
Lily fought back the only way she knows how, on her MySpace . She said:
I know I've said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean - Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .
Hmmm...let's see Cheryl Tweedy is more attractive and doesn't have as much talent, but is probably richer. I don't see what the problem is! Team Tweedy! On a different note, WTF is Cheryl wearing in that picture?!