This Could Be the Next Bond Girl

 

I hope this is a joke, because it's not funny. According to sources close to producers of the Bond movies, Amy Winhouse has been offered a role in the next film. Producer Barbara Broccoli is reportedly keen to see her opposite Daniel Craig.

 

A source said, "She's perfect for the role because she's the embodiment of the retro glamor of the original movies."

 

Unless the next Bond movie takes place in a crack house, this isn't right! Retro Glamour?! Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner never looked like they'd pull an ass-to-mouth for an 8-ball. Her Bond girl name would totally be Ano Heroin.

 

Source: Starpulse