Friday, May 4th 2007

Jay-Z's Story is Not Finished Yet

 
I got a few e-mails proclaiming that Jay-Z was in a plane crash and went down "La Bamba" style. I checked my trusty TMZ to find out the deets:
 
TMZ has confirmed that a small plane registered to a citizen of Dublin, GA crashed near Asheville, NC in the Smoky Mountains. The FAA tells TMZ that the four-seat propeller plane did go down this morning, but could not provide any additional details.

Sources tell TMZ that he is on his way to Vegas this weekend to take in the Mayweather - de la Hoya fight.

 
First of all, Jay-Z flies prop?! His luggage maybe, but not him. Luckily, TMZ cleared things up and let a bitch know it wasn't Jay-Z but "three white men."  
 
Jigg wha?! Naw, it's not his time to go. He hasn't gotten Beyonce knocked up and left her ass for a younger woman breaking her heart and ruining her forever. Once this happens, he's free to go.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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