Ass Candy

 

Don't know what to get your mother for Mother's Day?! Well, I've got the perfect gift for you! It's chocolate modeled after someone's a-hole. Yeah, really romantic. According to the makers the candy has " aphrodisiac properties and is also good for helping to ease a hangover."

 

That's funny, because they make me nauseous.

 

Besides I usually like my assholes chocolate free if I ain't being too subtle.

 

Source: Dan Savage