Hot Pants & Babies

Breaking news! Britney Spears was actually seen out with her two kids, SPF and JJ. SPF's face was in full view, but JJ was hidden again. We still haven't seen any clear pictures of him. Britney took her two tots (being cared for by assistants, of course) to dance practice yesterday.

There's also rumors that Britney will be performing under the band name M+M at the House of Blues in Anaheim and Hollywood next week. Of course she'd choose a food name.

House of Blues? With the way she's been dressing lately, she's totally Coyote Ugly. That's where she should debut her new shit.