Papa Joe's Adopting Britney?!

 

Jessica Simpson's #1 stalker, her daddy Joe Simpson, is considering managing Britney Spears. Sources tell Rush & Molloy that he tried to set up a meeting with her this past weekend, but it feel through. Probably, because dumbass Britney was driving all the way to Barstow to get a burger at a taco place! I still can't get over that.

 

Anyways, Joe Simpson's rep denies all this. Sources say that if Britney signs with Joe she won't be in direct competition with Jessica. Since Jess' music career sucks, Joe has put her in the movies and endorsing products.

 

If this ever happens, you know Brit and Joe are going to have an affair. SICK! Joe's probably already jacking it to the pictures of her in those shorty shorts. He can't wait to run his fingers through that beat wig.