I'm Stabbing Out My Ears as I Type This

 

Last week, Ryan Gaycrest said on this week's huge "Idol Gives Back" show, two legendary performers will duet. TMZ reports those two performers will be Celine "I'm the Greatest Singer in the World!" Dion and Elvis. WHY?!!!!!!

 

The rumor is that an Elvis stand-in will duet "If I Can Dream" with Celine and then a virtual Elvis will be put in for the TV audience. CHEESE MAX. 

 

Didn't she already do this Frank Sinatra? Ugh, you might as well burn out your ear drums now.