Someone Slap This Bitch With a Ten Incher!!!
Ted Haggard is a dumb ass whore that ironically, buys whores. Here he is speaking to a reporter yesterday and admitting to buying meth from that hooker, but refusing to admit that he ever used it. Who the hell buys meth and doesn't use it?! Stupid ass. He also denied ever having homosexual love with Mike Jones, the hooker. He only admitted to getting a "massage" from him. Yeah, a prostate massage.
Below is a clip from the movie Jesus Camp where Teddy calls homosexuality a sin and shit. Unfortunately for Teddy lying to your wife and the church isn't a crime. If it was he could go to jail and get all the gay sex he wanted. Oh well, sucks for him.