What the Hell is She Talking About?!

 

Lindsay Lohan is letting something to do the talking for her, because she is not making sense. Homegirl told Allure Magazine that she is the protector of all her friends.

 

Page Six reports that Hohan said, "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."

By friends, does she mean "Red Bull, white snow and Reds?"

 

It gets better. This ho also compared herself to Marilyn Monroe. "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." 

 

And the kicker! "Everybody's tired of hearing things about me and them . . . I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better." 

 

So go away then! DAMN! It's not hard to check yourself into a secluded resort and not go to clubs. It's rather easy if you ask me.

 

And getting back to her first quote, who the hell would want that protecting you?! I'd feel more secure with Scrappy Doo holding it down for me. 

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