Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Angelina Jolie Was a Kindergarten Slut

 
Angelina Jolie reportedly said that she used to strip and make-out with boys in Kindergarten. The slut of the playground!
 
She said, "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"
 
Before all you pass judgements on her, it's normal! I'm sure she wasn't giving them blowjobs in Kindergarten. I'm not naming names! 
 
Anyway, she also told OK! Magazine that sex became boring as a young girl and she needed to take it to the next level.
 
She said, "I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."
 
I hope somebody got a lot of therapy. If anybody stabbed my ass during the hanky panky, I'd be pissed! I probably wouldn't talk to them for a while. She probably cut Brad Pitt's nuts off during sex. That's why he doesn't have any.
 
Source: Metro
 
 


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