Heather Mills Hits the Floor

It was bound to happen. Heather Mills' one-legged ass hit the ground on last night's "Dancing with the Stars." Heather is actually not the worst dancer on the show and she hasn't fallen until last night. At the end of her samba, homegirl couldn't hold her balance and became intimately acquainted with the floor.

The judges cut her some slack and didn't rate her the worst.

Even my black heart felt a little emotion when she fell. Yes, she's a gold digging hag, but I felt a little bad. Poor peggy-leggy.

Source: Daily Mail