Tuesday, April 17th 2007
Sanjaya is Maxim's Girl of the Day
You know Haley Skankarcto is pissed! Maxim Men's Magazine has named "American Idol's" Sanjaya Malakar as it's Girl of the Day.
You've no one but the Devil's lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show's coveted prize as this year's top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it's our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the "ponyhawk," a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.
I wouldn't really call him a girl. He's borderline. Come on Maxim! He's not a girl, not yet a woman.