He Needs a Bath

 

What is Demi Moore doing with this hag? Ashton Kutcher is forever 17 and it's not hot. She cleaned up to attend Prada America's Cup party in Valencia Spain last night while Ashton looks like he didn't even bother to bathe. He also needs a hair transplant for that patch in his five o'clock shadow.

 

Our favorite cumface, Chloe Sevigny, also showed up in a taffeta napkin.