Ass Twins

 

Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz spent their Saturday night making others barf by "canoodling" at Parc in L.A. The two cozied up in a private booth where witnesses say they spent the night gazing into each other's eyes and snuggling. SUCIO! That would make me really uncomfortable. Kind of like watching a duck sink into a pool of tar.

 

A source said, "They definitely weren't hiding the fact that they were together. They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense." 

 

Does Asslee have to kiss sideways since her chin probably gets in the way? These douches belong together. Keep the douch in the family.

 

Source: People