Tuesday, April 3rd 2007
Keith Richards Snorted His Own Daddy
I'm not going to pussyfoot around with this one. Keith Richards said he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. Yeah, the joke tells itself.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Is he still alive? The jury's still out on that one. That being said, he's my hero.