Germans Must Really Love Knut

 

I knew the Germans loved them some Knut, but Damn! Homegirl got the cover of Vanity Fair? He was probably too fat for Vogue. In case you don't know this furry puss , he caused controversy in Berlin, because his mom didn't want his ass. He was given a human mommy and rights groups asked for the zoo to put him down. Blah...blah...blah

 

Basically, Germans have named him the HBIC of Germany. He's a major pimp over there.

 

Why can't our Vanity Fair be more like this? Toby is aching for the cover and by "aching" I mean he's hard. He likes sex with humans.