Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Thora Birch's Daddy Likes to Watch

 
Thora Birch's daddy, Jack Birch, demanded to watch his daughter's sex scene filmed for "The Winter of Frozen Dreams." Usually, the director shoots intimate moments on closed sets.
 
Sources say that Thora's daddy is creepy as it is. He always wears sunglasses and a leather trench coat.
 
A witness said, "It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Dean Winters (Thora's co-star) the thumbs up."
 
Jack is apparently a monster on set and have left crew members crying with his obnoxious rants and demands.
 
Do we have another Papa Joe here? My question is, why does Thora let him watch? Just even the thought of one my relatives watching me in action freaks me out. Well, except that one hot cousin I have. He's a second cousin, damn! Don't judge!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K