Keanu Pulls a Lohan
Keanu Reeves hit some paparazzi dude with his 1996 Porsche in Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA last night. The photographer was trying to get shots of him when Keanu accidentially sideswiped his ass at around 7:30pm. The sheriff said that Keanu grazed him.
The sheriff went on to say, "The man fell to the ground. Paramedics were summoned and treated the man at the scene. He was then transported via ambulance to a local hospital for further treatment."
It is unknown how fast he was going.
LAWSUIT! You know the paparazzi dude probably cut himself open with a knife on his way down to the ground and is planning to sue Keanu big time. I can't defend Keanu anymore, because he's fighting the hotness and I'm not down with that.