Spot The Dude!

Two questions...does Michael Jackson still have a penis or has it turned into a clitoris? Second question, what is in the water in Tokyo that makes these people cream their chonies for this lady dude?!

Jacko attended some VIP party in Tokyo. Fans had to fork over $150 to $3,500 to meet his pasty ass. I mean...why don't they just go to the wax museum? It's the same effect.

Damn that scares me. You know the little boys he ALLEGEDLY touched can never be in the same room with bewigged clown again!